Friday Funnies!

Welcome to Friday Funnies your gateway to the weekend. Hope the weather is nice where you are and that two wheels are going to hit the pavement.Two Harley riders are out camping in the woods, Bob and Tom. One of them, Bob,  after frantically looking through his tour pack, asks the Tom if he has anything he can use to wipe his ass.

Tom says, “No, sorry I don’t have anything”

Bob in a panic replies ” Well what am I supposed to do”and Tom replies, cool as cucumber “use a dollar”

“Great idea!” exclaims Bob, then he trots off into the woods.

20 minutes later, Bob comes back, his hands covered in shit and a total mess.

Tom, now completely bemused at Toms condition asks “What the hell happened?”

At which point Tom replies ” I lost the two quarters, and some dimes but I still have 5 nickels!”