Friday Funnies!

Around here we believe that all days that end in Y should be the weekend. Unfortunately the Government and our employers disagree. Thankfully there is Friday to help make the rest of the week end on a positive note.

This Biker was riding on this hot sunny day. He wanted to drink a cold beer and wanted to find a Bar where other bikers go to drink beer.

As he pulled in this little town he noticed some choppers and some bikers at this little bar. So he pulls in and goes in the bar to have a beer.

He noticed a lot of bikers wearing patches and some wearing their colors. Some of these guys really looked bad. As he went in the Bar he decided he better take his gun.

He parked his bike right in by the front door. Some of the bikers in there decided to mess with him a little bit. He decided he better let them know he was tough too.

He ordered him a beer and decided to walk out side to check on his bike. WOW, IT WAS GONE, NOT THERE.

He walks back inside and pulls his gun, fires one shot in the wooden post in there. He got everyone’s attention.

He goes ‘HEY LOOK HERE, MY DAMN BIKE IS MISSING OUTSIDE and WHEN I FINISH MY BEER AND GO BACK OUTSIDE IT BETTER BE THERE RIGHT WHERE I LEFT IT or I DON’T WANT TO HAVE TO DO WHAT I DID AT THE LAST BAR WHERE I WAS.

So he sits down and the bikers got real quiet. The Bartender goes over to him and says what did you do at the last bar about your bike? The guy goes, I tell you when I check on my bike and it better be back right where I left it.

So he finishes his beer and walks outside to check on his bike. WOW, IT WAS BACK and RIGHT WHERE HE PARKED IT. He walks back into the Bar and says, I’ll being leaving now. You guys have a good day.

Bartender goes: HEY WAIT A MINUTE, WHAT DID YOU DO AT THE LAST BAR WHEN YOUR BIKE WAS MISSING?

Guy goes, ‘I HAD TO CALL A TAXI.’