Friday Funnies – Marriage Regret

Ever made a decision you knew was going to be bad right from the start? This joke shows someone trying to make lemonade after marrying a lemon.

After the sermon was over one Sunday, one member of the congregation had lingered after the other members had shook hands with the minister on their way out.

The minister recognized the young man as a local biker who’s  marriage he had performed a couple of months before.

As the biker shook hands with the minister, he asked, “Reverend, do you believe someone should profit from the mistakes of others?”

“Certainly not,” replied the preacher.

“Well…in that case…could I have the $50 back that I gave you for marrying me?”