Friday Funnies – New Honda Rider

Ever get a new motorcycle and not know where all the controls are? This next joke shows what could happen.

A biker is riding a new motorcycle on the highway.

While passing a car, he knocks on the window. The driver of the car opens the window, “Yes?”

“Ever driven a Honda motorcycle?”

“No I haven’t”

The biker drives on, until he sees the next car. While passing it, he knocks on the window. The driver of the car opens the window: “Yes?”

“Ever driven a Honda motorcycle?”

“No I haven’t”

Then suddenly there is a curve, the biker sees it too late. He crashes off the road into a ditch. A car stops and a man runs to the unlucky biker. The biker, while in severe pain, asks, “Ever driven a Honda motorcycle?”

“Yes I have. I had a Honda for 20 years.”

The biker says, “Tell me, where are the brakes?”