Monday-Blonde, Tuesday-Redhead, Wednesday-Brunette ...............

Daquiri or Margarita?[:'(]

daquiri


vodka plain or with OJ

With OJ or Cranberry

Tap OR Bottle

Tap

Light or Dark

dark

brown or black leathers

light

potato or tortilla chips

tortilla
water from the sink faucet or from the hose?

hose

Habanaros or Jalapenos

Habaneros XXX hot!

steamed or fried rice

Jalapenos

Cooked or raw onions

steamed... with hot sauce!
Rice or chow mein as side dish?

Rice

Tatoos colored or black[:o]

black
pick a design at the parlor or bring in your own?

bring in your own


bosums or butts?[:-]

bosoms
cougar or college?

cougar;)

servicar or lehman rear end?

Lehman

"It's for riding, it ain't for looking at" :D

Legs or Boobs

Leggs;)

wrapped around you torso or head?

Head!

Carpet or hardwood...

hardwood

install it yourself or cntract it out?[X(]

Install it

Dyno or Syn

Dyno

Flip That House or American Chopper?[&o]

Flip that House, unless it is old school AC.

Throwdown with Bobby Flay or Good Eats

Good Eats[X(]

Then Came Bronson or Adam 12?

Adam 12

Hawaii 50 or CHIPs

Hawaii 5o

John Lee Hooker or Muddy Waters:eek:

JLH



surf or boogieboard

Surf...........{can't do either}

Ski's or snowboard?

ski

winter or beach sports

Beach

Whichwould you ratherdeal with Inlaws or Outlaws?[8D]

Outlaws!

Ride in the rain or pull over?

Ride![8D]

Church goers or bar flys?

Church Goers

Fav Day

Friday or Saturday

Bar Fly's!

Jack or Jose?

Saturday-Jack[X(]

belt or chain drive?

chain
&nbsp\\;
liquid or air cooled HD

air cooled
&nbsp\\;
Jacket leather or jean[:-]

Leather
&nbsp\\;
Always where your leather OR only when its chilly?

Always.......... chaps..........&nbsp\\; road rash
&nbsp\\;
Next likes to wear a doo rag[:-]

wrong game
&nbsp\\;
black or red lingerie

whoops ..........red
&nbsp\\;
Nightgown or in the raw?[X(]

Night Gown????????????
Boxers
Celebrate or&nbsp\\;celebate

both depend on the old ladies mood, but lets say celebrate (glass is half full)
&nbsp\\;
Bobber or Bagger?[X(]

Bobber
&nbsp\\;
Fwd Controls or Mid?

Fwd Controls [&:]
&nbsp\\;
Lehman or Harley crash bars?

Harley
&nbsp\\;
Boards or pegs

boards
&nbsp\\;
electric or bic/disposable shavers

Bic Disposable
&nbsp\\;
Ponytail or shaved head?:)

shaved especially if a receeding hairline
&nbsp\\;
&nbsp\\;
goat beard or no beard at all

Goat of course
&nbsp\\;
Grey beard or no beard

grey
&nbsp\\;
trimmed or natural privates

Au natural
&nbsp\\;
Right brained or left

right
&nbsp\\;
DOT or novelty helmet?

Dot Acc
&nbsp\\;
Ride today or not

Rode-on an organized Black Sheep run to benefit unwed Ma's
&nbsp\\;
rock or country

Rock
&nbsp\\;
80's or 70's rock

70's
&nbsp\\;
Rolling Stones or Beatles:eek:

Rolling Stones
&nbsp\\;
outdoor or indoor concerts

Outdoor
&nbsp\\;
The smell of hemp or cheap perfume?[:'(]

Perfume
&nbsp\\;
Baseball or Basketball?

baseball
Golf or Fish?

golf
&nbsp\\;
japanese or american made bikes&nbsp\\; [sm=lildevil.gif]

American
&nbsp\\;
Chrome or powdercoat?

Chrome
&nbsp\\;
Football or Boxing

football
Desk Top&nbsp\\;or Notebook?

desk top
&nbsp\\;
soccer or hockey

soccer
Dog or cat?

Dog
Lap dog or big yard dog?

Yard Dog
&nbsp\\;
WWF or MMA

WWF
&nbsp\\;
a sting from your wife or by a bea

Bee
&nbsp\\;
Hot or cold?

Hot
&nbsp\\;
up or Down

down
&nbsp\\;
slow or fast

Slow
&nbsp\\;
Peeps back or not?

PEEP's back
&nbsp\\;
waxing or shaving?

Shaving
&nbsp\\;
Shaving, soap or shave cream?

shave cream[X(]
&nbsp\\;
solo or group riding?

Solo
&nbsp\\;
&nbsp\\;Lemonade OR Tea

Tea:)
&nbsp\\;
stereo or television?

tv
&nbsp\\;
big screen or regular size TV

Big
&nbsp\\;
Movies OR Tv Shows?

movies
&nbsp\\;
comical or action

Comedies
Pie or cobbler?
&nbsp\\;

Cobbler
Home made or store bought:eek:

Home made
&nbsp\\;
With ice cream or whip cream

ice cream
&nbsp\\;
matches or lighter

Lighter
&nbsp\\;
Candles OR Air Freshner?

Candles
&nbsp\\;
Wine or Beer

air freshner
&nbsp\\;
learn german or french

German
&nbsp\\;
Silver or Gold

SILVER
&nbsp\\;
&nbsp\\;Ring or No ring

No ring
&nbsp\\;
Football or Hockey?

Hockey
&nbsp\\;
Play it or Watch?

hockey
&nbsp\\;
walk on thin ice or a very tight and steep mountain trail

ICE
&nbsp\\;
Skydive OR Bungee jump

skydive
&nbsp\\;
bathing suit or au'natural

Depends
&nbsp\\;
Trunks or Speedo?

depends on the size of the penis but speedo for me, I want to show off
&nbsp\\;
&nbsp\\;
tan lines or without

without
&nbsp\\;
Sunblock OR Not?

experence should dictate sunblock
Tanning bed or sun rays

Rays
&nbsp\\;
Hot Dog OR Hamburger

hamburger by far
&nbsp\\;
flamed or on the grill

Grill
Chili dogs or Chicago dogs?

Chicago
&nbsp\\;
chicago deep dish pizza or hand tossed

thin ... I never listen
&nbsp\\;
Cheese Pizza OR the Works?

cheese
&nbsp\\;
&nbsp\\;
italian or polish sausage

Ha Ha .... None for peeps
&nbsp\\;
Corn OR Peas

Corn ( roasted )
&nbsp\\;
&nbsp\\;
ranch or Italian salad dressing

Ranch
&nbsp\\;
Cheese cake or Peach Pie?

Peach Pie
&nbsp\\;
&nbsp\\;
plain or with icecream

Warmed up with ice cream
&nbsp\\;
Hot Fudge OR Strawberry on ur ice cream?

Hot fudge
&nbsp\\;
&nbsp\\;
kosher&nbsp\\;dill or sour&nbsp\\;pickles

ANY !!! .... Bring em on
&nbsp\\;
Green or Black olives

Black
&nbsp\\;
&nbsp\\;
walnuts or almonds&nbsp\\;in your salad

glazed walnuts... mmmm...
salad with dressing already in it or pour your own?
&nbsp\\;

Pour my own
&nbsp\\;
&nbsp\\;
potato or sourdough&nbsp\\; (rolls )

SourDough
&nbsp\\;
&nbsp\\;Grilled Cheese OR BLT

grilled cheese
&nbsp\\;
city living in a high rise or a two story townhome

two story townhome

2-into one pipes or straight pipes?[8D]

Straight pipes
&nbsp\\;
Touring or Bar hopping?

touring
&nbsp\\;
cross winds or no wind ( when riding )

no wind
&nbsp\\;
&nbsp\\;
dry heat and 120F or high humidity and 100F

100 and humidity
Light rain or light fog

light fog
&nbsp\\;
&nbsp\\;
mountain or seaside vacation

Mountain
Ford or Chevy?

Chevy
P-pad occupant deaf or mute?[:o]

deaf
&nbsp\\;
&nbsp\\;
cut a hand or a foot off?

foot.. hand...foot... I dont know... I will go with FOOT
&nbsp\\;
Loose a Ball OR 5 toes and 3 fingers?

Ball
&nbsp\\;
Camping or Vegas?

Can I camp in Vegas???? ....LOL
&nbsp\\;
Summer OR Fall

Summer
&nbsp\\;
Dawn or Dusk?

Dusk
&nbsp\\;
Lunch or Dinner
&nbsp\\;
&nbsp\\;

lunch
&nbsp\\;
vacation in Alaska or Hawaii

Hawaii then alsaka
&nbsp\\;
Germany OR Ireland?

Ireland
&nbsp\\;
Italy or France

Italy
&nbsp\\;
&nbsp\\;
California or Florida?

Florida
East coast / west coast

West
&nbsp\\;
TV dinner or sandwich?

sandwich
&nbsp\\;
with mayo or spicy mustard?

mustard
&nbsp\\;
beer or liquor

liquor
&nbsp\\;
&nbsp\\;Strait up or Mixers?

Mixers
&nbsp\\;
&nbsp\\;
Sip or drink through a straw

Sip...........hard to get the worm through the straw!
&nbsp\\;
Get drunk to meet a date or meet a drunk date?[X(]

meet a drunk date and make it all easier&nbsp\\; [X(]:D;)
&nbsp\\;
blind date or a date by yourself

Just date
&nbsp\\;
&nbsp\\;Date coworkers OR no way?

no way
&nbsp\\;
date somebody +/- 15 years diff. or similar age

No
&nbsp\\;
Box or wrestle?

wrestle
&nbsp\\;
Naked or with clothes

naked, that way I always win!
lift weights or kickbox for excersize?

weights
&nbsp\\;
return a wallet with $1000 or keep it

Return
Stop and help or keep going (disabled vehicle)

stop if not suspecious
&nbsp\\;
allow more illegals in or shut the border

SHUT IT !!!!
&nbsp\\;
Hold the door for others OR not any more?

Old School
Always hold especially for the ladies.
Make big entrance or just slip in to a party

slip on in
&nbsp\\;
Celebrate your birthday OR rather let it pass quietly?

pass
birthday cake or ice cream cake

OOOO thats a tuff one... Cake with a side of ice cream
&nbsp\\;
Chocolate cake OR White cake

hmm, chocolate
&nbsp\\;
flat or bubble butt

On me? .... I don't like bubble butts on my man
&nbsp\\;
Tig ol Bitties OR any size ?

any size [X(]
Sexy lingerie or in the raw?

lingerie
&nbsp\\;
topless or all nude strip joint

all nude[8D]
slick linoleum or carpeted?

carpet
&nbsp\\;
wood or tile floors

tile
Coors or Miller beer[8D]

No Beer
&nbsp\\;
Vodka Cranberry&nbsp\\; OR&nbsp\\; Margarita

&nbsp\\;Margarita

On the rocks or blended?[X(]

rocks
&nbsp\\;
chocolate shake Or strawberry?

strawberry.......if I have to
fast food or sit down dinner?

depends but generally fast &amp\\; out
&nbsp\\;
onion rings or french fries

Fries
&nbsp\\;
Ketchup or ranch or Both??

ketchup
&nbsp\\;
this or that&nbsp\\;&nbsp\\; :D

That
Then or now

Now
&nbsp\\;
Half full OR Empty

Full
87 or 93 octane?

93
Chevron or Mobil?

Chevron
&nbsp\\;
ying or yang

Yang
&nbsp\\;
Brownie or cake

Brownie
Carrot Cake or Yellow Cake

Carrot
&nbsp\\;
With or Without Rasins?

with-out
with pineapple or not

In carrot cake?? Never heard of that
&nbsp\\;
With Nuts or Without

got plenty of nuts, so without&nbsp\\; [X(]
&nbsp\\;
&nbsp\\;
mountain or beachside retreat
&nbsp\\;
&nbsp\\;
&nbsp\\;

mountain
put patches on jacket or vest?

Vest
Rockers or no

no!
softtails or dynas

dynas
&nbsp\\;
missionary or doggie style&nbsp\\; :)

doggie style&nbsp\\;
goggles or glasses?

glasses
&nbsp\\;
Bandana or Not

bandana......hate to burn my bald head
baffles or not?

not
&nbsp\\;
half or full helmet

half.........if I've got to!?!?
novelty or D.O.T.?

novelty
&nbsp\\;
black or shiny chrome like helmet

black[8D]
Parts on your scooter-powder coated or chrome?

powder
&nbsp\\;
early bird or night owl

early bird
drag pipes or two into one?

Drag
&nbsp\\;
Weekend rides or Saddle sores?

weekend
&nbsp\\;
in a forest road or open fields (riding)

open fields around here
&nbsp\\;
Putz around town on the scoot or Just longer rides?

kinda like both, but lets say putz
&nbsp\\;
name brand or generic gym clothes/shoes

If I like it I buy it.... No matter what the tag says
&nbsp\\;
Surf or Ski

surf
beaches- west coast or east coast

WEST for living, east for beaches
&nbsp\\;
get paid $1 mil for cutting youself your own small toe off or not doing it

Sign me up! Million bucks'd buy a lotta cruising gas![>:]
which do chicks dig more tattoo's or scars?

Tattoos
&nbsp\\;
Boobs or Azz

BOOBS!
&nbsp\\;
for the ladies: nice butt or big penis
&nbsp\\;
for the men:&nbsp\\; thin, beautiful and dumb or big, ugly and smart

thin, beautiful and dumb
&nbsp\\;;)
&nbsp\\;
lose one arm or one leg

Leg .... Then I can be peg leg peeps
&nbsp\\;
Popcorn OR Peanuts?

popcorn
&nbsp\\;
with butter or salt only

Extra butter and salt.... mmmmmm :)
&nbsp\\;
M&amp\\;M's&nbsp\\; OR&nbsp\\; Snickers

M&amp\\;M
&nbsp\\;
Soup or Salad?

salad
&nbsp\\;
with oil &amp\\; vinegar or blue cheese

oil and vinegar if'n I gots to
boots Danner or Redwing?

not sure but Redwing
&nbsp\\;
&nbsp\\;
cruise in Alaska or tropical isles

tropical isles

attend a family reunion or a wedding? [:'(]

wedding
&nbsp\\;
eat or drink (on Friday night)

drink
&nbsp\\;
in moderation or go all out&nbsp\\; (drinking)

moderation

egg whites or regular eggs

regular
&nbsp\\;
french toast or waffles

waffles
&nbsp\\;
cereal or eggs

cereal
&nbsp\\;
Hot or Cold cereal?

cold
&nbsp\\;
wheat or white toast

white
&nbsp\\;
Butter OR jelly?

jelly
&nbsp\\;
coffee or juice

Juice ... then coffee
&nbsp\\;
Black or all jacked up

black
&nbsp\\;
orange or grapefruit juice?

OJ
&nbsp\\;
&nbsp\\;add a splash of vodka OR not

splash
&nbsp\\;
milk or creamer

Cream
&nbsp\\;
Muffin OR Bagel

Muffin
&nbsp\\;
bacon or home fries

fries
&nbsp\\;
With Ketchup or just plain

ketchup
&nbsp\\;
hamburger or turkey burger?

hamburger
steak, rare or well done?

well done
&nbsp\\;
with bbq sauce or lemon

On a steak???&nbsp\\; Can I just eat the lemon?
&nbsp\\;
Shrimp or Crab

Crab
&nbsp\\;
steamers or oysters

Great lakes Albino Zebra Mussel ...LOL
&nbsp\\;
Dr. Pepper OR Moutain Dew

Dr Pepper?&nbsp\\; NO WAY&nbsp\\; [:'(]&nbsp\\;so Mnt Dew!
&nbsp\\;
&nbsp\\;
strawberries or blueberries on your cereal

strawberries
jalapenos or habeneros on your burrito?

Jalapenos
&nbsp\\;
&nbsp\\;Rice or Beans

rice
fried or boiled?

fried
&nbsp\\;
grilled or blackened?

blackened
&nbsp\\;
fried perch or cod

cod
&nbsp\\;
dolphin or yellow fin tuna?

neither but to answer tuna
&nbsp\\;
ham or turkey meat for sandwiches

Turkey
&nbsp\\;
Swiss or American

swiss
&nbsp\\;
&nbsp\\;
drink booze with full or empty stomach

Full ... if I can .... Or at least some chips
&nbsp\\;
Red OR Green

red
tires- whitewalls or al black

Black
&nbsp\\;
solo or 2 up?

solo
&nbsp\\;
Clean your bike or change the oil?