one could do it alone but two is much better

Better Ice the Beer before the games start.
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start now, it takes a while to get beer cold

Cold beer is good to me.
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me thinks that would be a given :)

Given the circumstances I think i'll put the beer in the freezer.

freezer will work, just don't leave it too long...

long ago and far away

Away in a manger... oh heck wait a minute... It's not even Holloween yet... never mind.

Mind your Ps and Qs

Qs are cute little letters that just don't get enough air time

Time to get off of the pc and watch another game.
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games on TV come and go, but this forum lives forever

Forever is a long time.

Time is relative

Relative of mine looks pretty good.

good thing it didnt rain,while i rode to work

work is what I have to do to buy chrome.

work is what most will do tomorrow

Tomorrow is Monday.

monday cant trust monday

monday is my bowling league night.

night is darker than day. :)

day after day,i keep fallen in debt

Debt is hard to stay out of.

Of all my monthly payments, the Harley payment is the easiest to swallow.

Swallow lots of bugs without a windshield

windshield height will vary on the rider

rider has to decide, windshield or the bugs.

Bugs the hell outta me that accident causers get little punishment, if any

i like to get punished by my wife

Wife and I had a great weekend, just kicked back and did a lot of nothing...

nothing but the blues

blues tunes can get ya in the mood for BEER...

BEER is the breakfast of champions!

Champions drink a lot of beer after they win!!!!!

Win or lose it's how you play the game.

Win the game is what the Ravens did yesterday afternoon.

My Lions lost to Seattle

Seattle are a bunch of ball players:eek:

players are making mucho dinero

Dinero is a good actor :D

Actor is one of those that are paid way too much.

much talk about nothing

nothing is what I am gonna do on my day off tommorow!

tomorrow you should ride

Ride I will right after my doctor's appointment!

appointment schedules can make riding difficult.

Difficult is riding home after working 16 hours.

Hours go by to fast when riding.

Riding in the fog sucks.

Sucks doesnt even begin to discribe it.

it is the last thing in the world I would want

want is next to need

need a few million dollars to satisfy my wants

wants a few million dollars just to see it

it will only cause you problems

problems don't come from having money, problems come from idiots having money

Money is the root of all evil![sm=badbadbad.gif]

evil things happen to those with money

money is something I will never have enough of

of that group I can be included

included in this kit are batteries

batteries are great for shocking her nipples.

nipples can be small as a nickle or big as silver dollars

dollars is the only way tou'll get to look at these hooters

hooters may be financed by me if they are fine and firm

Firm hooters are better than droopy one's!

ones or twoes Ill take either

Either way, I think I will have to agree with you!:D

You are very right

Right are wrong! I don't give a s@#t either way!

Way out of line.
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Line up for free harley tickets.

Tickets to the concert were sold out.
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Out in front I had to buy tickets from a scalper.

scalper was the name of my first bike

Bike ride in to work this was a bit chilly.

Chilly is good after a month of nothing below 80

80 miles ago I was at home

home is long way off for you

you gotta love these kinds of mornings for a bike ride.

Ride, I left the bike home today due to some personel business.

business gets better with bad weather

Weather forcast for today is down right crappy!

Crappy is not our weather - 80s and sunny

Sunny today, but rain tomorrow.


Chill

tomorrow will be another day of pain

Pain don't hurt

Hurt is only temporary.

temporary pain would be just the ticket

ticket for speeding is annoying

annoying is not the word for it

It sure does cost money

money is something i do not have these days

days of future past was a good album from the sixties

sixties where the days of the hippies

Hippies hang out at hippy hollow!

hollow legs come in handy for beer drinkers.

Drinkers hang out with me most times

Time stands still when Im out riding.
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Riding alone on a deselate hiway makes me happy.

Happy is what I'm gonna be when I finally hook up with grunt for a beer sometime.

Sometime is getting closer.

closer than you think

Think the weekend is getting nearer.

Nearer than you think only 1 more night

night time is the right time, yada, yada, yada :)

Yada really stands for Yet Another Dumb Ass

Ass is right where I am going to kick ya!

ya better think again
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again and again I keep trying to tell them

Them guys suck!

suck on them big ******* is all I want to do

do you even know what one looks like?

Like a watermelon with a pretzel stick nub on one end if it's a big one :D

one in a million my friend

Friend in need is quite needy

needy for lots more money is what I am

Am I going to ever win the lottery?

lottery tickets are the only way to win

Win I must, for I would like to give the 'rents a good retirement present

present the facts and let the results speak for themselves

Thems'elves, son, not gay people

People from all over will be at the Arkansas state rally this weekend.
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weekend is here! everyone let's have a beer!

Beer would taste good right now.

Now they expect me to work.
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Work! I am off untill monday!

monday will be here quick enough fellas

Fellas I will be off for the weekend in thirty minutes.
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minutes from now I will be taking a crap

crap Im glad you shared that.
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that ain't the only thing I'll be doing

doing that you will be on your own

Own or rent, which are you?

you are about to enter a strange new world

World leaders generally suck

suck down a few beers, kick back, relax, maybe later take sweety and shoot some pool, that's my Friday afternoon/evening/night plan

Plan to have a good weekend

weekend will suck for me - maybe I'll work on Ruby or Ebony.

ebony are ruby! which is your favorite?

Favorite right now is Drucilla (Ironhorse below). Ruby is a red EH SuperX, and Ebony is a Deadwood

deadwood is on showtime tonight are tommorow night!

night time is the right time for makin' whoopie

whoopie goldberg is no longer funny in my opinion

Whoopie! I heading home when I'm done post whoring. :D

Whoring has become a way of live on this forum

forum post whoring is making me thirsty

Thirsty people prefer beer.

Beer is always better ice cold

cold beer is better than warm beer

beer is beer is beer, but I agree cold is better

Better beers make better friends

More friends drink more beer:D

Beer is the nectar of the gods.

Gods have nothing to do with beer:)

Beer makes me a god, at least in my eyes

eyes gots to go get me a beer soon...

soon is not quick enough for me

me either, let's drink

drink beer now... that's whats happinin as we speak

speak of the days when it was fun to get drunk

Drunk? Who me?? I thought it was still fun... silly me...

me , i like to get a good drunk on, just takes longer to recuperate

recuperate! what the hell for I dont work untill monday!

monday is my first day off!!!!

off your rocker1 all of you!

You are a funny person.

Personally, I'm tired.

Tired is what I get after a long day.

day in, day out, this is the place to be

be happy don't worry.

worry about nothing til monday comes

Comes way too fast for me - really

Really quick for me also

also quick for me

also a rainy Saturday.

Saturday is the best day for me.

Me thinks, it's going to rain here.

here in North Texas the sun and clouds are fightin' over who gets to hang around more, but makes for a nice day for a ride

Ride on brother!!

Brother the weather sucked nost of the day here1 but it got better!

Better is what the weatherman said for tomorrow.

tomorrow I have the day off

off is what I like to do.

do i really have to go to a stupid class on my day off

off from work in another hour

Hour after hour I like to ride

Ride with me I'll show you the way

way to a mans heart is keepin' the fridge full of beer

Beer, the other food group.

group all these post together and whatcha got?[sm=bangbang.gif]

Got to hurry up and get home, I'm late.

Late last night I drank to much beer.
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Beer??? Did someone mention Beer??? Good idea, think I'll go grab one

one beer leads to another, vicious circle

circle around boys, got a story to tell

tell us the truth now, what did you do to Dave.

Dave? where are you?

You talking to me or yourself?

with beer theres no fear.

Fear is hard to overcome.
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Overcome the fear and then you will feel better.

fear is the absence of faith

Faith is not enough sometimes

Hope

I hope that I get to the bathroom on time. :)

didn't

Time is standing still today.
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today is before tomorrow.

Tomorrow I am going to shoot my deer rifles.
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tomorrow has to come after today to keep the weekend on track...

Track of the wolf.

Wolf Cookie was a nickname we gave a girl in school.
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School is where I went when I didn't have money for the arcade.

Arcade games are less popular with the advent of the personal computer.

computer people scare me.

Me is getting sleepy.

Sleepy was a dwarf

Dwarf tossing is fun to do at partys.

Party's was my major in college.
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college is the place to be during spring

Spring is gone, but it'll be back.

Back to work.

Work is a four letter word.

Word games can be fun

Fun can be had by all on HDFourms.

HDFourms is a great place to meet other enthusiast and talk about Harley Davidson and other important issues

issues are for solving here

Here is the place you can find answers to questions you haven't even come up with yet

Yet we may never come to any final conclusion.

conclusion is something we don't want to come to around here.

conclusion ? do you think you could have picked a more difficult word to end a sentence with?

with that reply, I'm out of here:D

with conclusion, you must be joking?

Joking with freinds can be fun.

fun is what happens here, of course this is just my opinion

opinion of any situation

Situation I always talked into is staying out late.

Late is better then never.

Never up, never in. (it's a golf saying, so get you minds out of the gutter)

in trouble is where i always seem to be

Be a leader and not a follower!

followers tend to get left behind

Behind my bed is a secret! :D

Secret we'll have to get out of you someday ;)

Someday I will tell you! ;)

You'll know all about it then.

Then I am going to grill out before this weekends storms!

storms can kill a weekend

Weekend will be quite boring!