never mind just pass the pipe.

Pipe down and pass me a beer!

Beer makes my belly round and my fear subside.

Subsided was his trobing pain.

Pain reduces ... when I'm riding the roads that twist.

Twist that right grip:D

Grips help traction...

traction made my back feel better

Better safe than sorry.

Sorry that it took me so long to reply.

Reply when you can.

Can you please make sure you shut up my mother in law?

Law has nothing to do with that.

That is da truth...

Truth and nothin but da truth

Truth is not what da politicians say

Say what you want but them politicians are crooked.

crooked as a cats back they are

Are you sure that's all?:D

all I can think of right now

Now are you finished, so we can ride.

ride on my friend

Friend of mine is coming out from Texas.

Texas is a big place

Place your bets.

Bets are off.

Off the record, you mean??

mean...ing to say hi to a friend on the mountain

Mean what ya say

Say what?

What`s left to say , does it really matter anymore .

Anymore you should not be thinking about her...

Her what???

what do you think

think I'll go get a beer! [sm=icon_guiness.gif]

Beer is always good to have.

have you got enough?

Enough for me and a couple friends....

Friends are good to have.

Have a good time.

Time is a good thing to have also!

Also have to clean house tomorrow.

Tomorrow is a new day

tomorrow never comes

Comes time to change the subject.

subject to your call, dear

Dear Pat... How are you doing this evening??

evening is a time for kickin back

I'm doin wonderful, hope you are too!

too many post ho's around here! :D

Here we go again. (but i am retired ya know)

again with the retirement talk?

Talk, no, if i don't retire you will never catch me.[8D]

Me... just the smallest of mushrooms here.... :)

here today gone tommorrow

Tomorrow is another day so get up early .

Early posting today i am....

Am I the only one still posting here.

Here we go again.

Again someone backeasthas to take a leak ..........:D

Don't leak that information! :D

Information is helpful sometimes when looking for the truth.

Truth be told, I should get to bed!

Bed time is in a few hours for me , working late shift .

Did ya shift yer clocks back?

Back to what we are way behind you by what 3 hours !

3 hours is good when yer watching Monday Night Football. You get to go to bed by 9 or 10 when the game is over, not midnight like here!

True , but you always get a head start on us too !

Too bad the game starts at 9:00 pm here!

Here it starts at 600 pm on the west coast

coast line after the storm is full of high waves crashing ashore

Ashore we went after sailing all day.

Day is the time to go riding.

Day and night is different

different strokes for different folks...

folks invited us over for supper

Supper is good

good is the abscence of bad

bad is good

good, the bad, the ugly

Ugly womin need lovin too[8D]

Too bad dave cant make it today.

Today I should move up a rank.

Rank yer self as a keith ho student of ho'in... [8D]

ho'n is an art.

Arts and science make da world go round...

Roud up them illegals!

Illegals should be shot at the border....

Boarders need better security for sure.

Sure kan agree with you on dat one...

one potato, two potato

potatoes baked sounds good...

good if someone else ccoks them

Them taters are no problem... :)

problem is I dont like to cook

Cook up from veggies to go with that.

that is a good idea...

Ideas have chnaged this world.

world wide wrestling federation

World control is what our politicians want today

Today is the first day of the rest of your life.

life vests are a good thing to have

Have a beer on me....

Have you got more than one bike?

bike all day sleep all night

Nights were made for party's....

Party's are held often at randy's house.

House of da party i tell ya...

Ya gotta vist Texas to find out.

Out in texas long horn country...

Country, and lots of it in Texas

Texas is a big state...

State of mind is peace here:D

Here we have no mind... [8D]

Mind over matter, if you don't mind, it don't matter.

Matter of fact, it's time to fire da grill up...

Up on the deck is the grill

Grill me up a burger and a dog , Please !

Please let me stay home tommorrow!

Tomorrow starts the honey do`s around the house

House sitting is a unique profession.

Professional house sitters?

Sitters are dogs, no? :D

No, house sitters , silly.[8D]

Silly be da times... :D

Times they be a changing

changing forever we are...

Are the leaves starting to change where you live .

Live long and prosper.

Prosper in all you do.

Do what you want

want more?

More work here

Here we go again... another Monday at work.

work pays the bills

Bills are such a drain on the bank account.

Account closed try another

Another account may have more money.

Money makes the world round...

round and round the space station goes

Goes to show ya, the space program just chases it's tail...

Tail of the dragon is a nice ride i hear.

Hear what the prophets say...

Say, can yo uspare a dime my brother?

Brother? Be careful what you say about my mother... [&:]

[8D]

:D:D:D

mother, please tell me randy is not my brother[8D]

brothers and sisters come together...

Together we can make a difference.

differences can drive us apart

apart we cannot win

win-win is the best outcome

outcome in a good way only happens when honesty is involved...

involved is the best form of parenting.

Parenting is like being the zoo keeper...[8D]

Keeper, I don't want her. :):D

Her issues can be an issue

Issue a citation for her infractions.

Infractions can get expensive

Expensive to buy a brand new bike.

Bikes are why we are here.

Here it got sunny, and I am stuck working in a basement.

Basement sales can have good deals

Deals are had from the uninformed...

Uniformed persons can destroy much hard work

ORIGINAL: KeithB

Uniformed persons can destroy much hard work

Work wit da dictionary... were you saying "uniformed persons" or "uninformed persons"? [8D]

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Persons who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones:D

Stones washed in water are smooth... :D

Smooth move Moron

Morons should be sentenced to a lifetime of work with the federal government... It already has a bunch of them.... :D

Them beers are not even cold.

Cold beer is the law... [&:]

Law of the land.

land of the free because of the brave.

Brave heart was a good movie.

Movies are an american past time...

Movies, there are so many good ones.

Ones and twos are taught to children...

Children learn fast.

Fast be me... [8D]

Me gonna have another ferkin beer

Beer is a good thing...

Things can add up.

Up, up and away...

Away to get more beer here

Here it is almost bedtime

Bedtime wit... never mind... :D

Mind over matter.

Matter is an issue of physics...

Physics can make ya poop[8D]

Poop in da bathroom... [&:]

Bathroom, some gots a computer in dar ya know.

Know? No... :D

No way do i need a computer in the out house.[8D]

House is up for sale , need to move somewhere where the seasons change.

Change your damn socks dude, your feet are stanky.

Stanky feet ain't good[:'(]

Good times are ahead....

Ahead is more nice weather

Weather will be good today for my ride to work...

Work pays the bills.

Bills are always paid on time.

Time to ride when it warms up again.

Again we had another wonder day...

Dayafter tommorow is Friday:D

Friday is always a good thing... :D

Things that are good happen on Friday, like pay day.:D

day end starts the weekend...

Weekends are for fun

fun is where it's at

At 5pm or there abouts on Friday let the fun begin:D

Begin now thinking about friday night... :D

Night is time to relax

Relax at night if yer an ol man... [8D]

Man, what can we do?

Do whatcha need to... [8D]

To win the game, one must play by the rules.

rules keep civilization civil :)

Civil is what da politicians are? :eek:

Are you decieved?

Deceived is da public...

Public sure has a lot of opinions.

Options are good to have.

Have you seen any good movies lately?

Latley I have wanted to go see 30 days of night.

Night life here is so lame... unless you are a big fan of country music... which I am not.

Not a good time for sitting in the house , weather is too nice not to ride.[sm=biker.gif]


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Ride when you can

can I get alittle help over here !


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Here ya go, help yer self.

Your going to leave me hanging ?






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Hanging by the seat of my pants.

Pants nice`n tight leather ones look real sexy .






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Sexy is a man who can bake pies !!

Pies are to be eaten and enjoyed


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Enjoyed my ride home from work today...

Today it is raining too hard to ride.

Ride and enjoy it while you can...

Can I have another slice of pie.

Pie is the sky is illusive

Illusive is Shovel Pat and his pictures.

Picture are wotha 1000 words.

Words not backed up are worthless...

Worthless things are produced daily[&:]

Worthless are some people I know.

Know what ya mean Bro

Bro, ya got a few bucks for my next bbq?

Bbq`s are better at someone elses house , no clean up .

Up late tonite I see.

See yourself out please... :D

Please don`t feed the animals.

animals are tasty...