Whay happened to my JD label

Bring your ear on over here.

Go ahead, I dare ya

Anyone remember Kool and the gang?

Moderators stay up all night and turn into Zombies!

I want to be a St. Bernard when I grow up.

Next time you disobey the forum rules, you will be branded with this!

Watchu talkin about Willus...

No bones about it....Zombie lives on

If you make me roll over one more time I'm gonna bite your azz!

arrrrrrrrrr...hand over all your booty! arrrrrrrr!

ahhh..me like some good ol' moonshine!

I'm gonna bite ya,right in the.............................

I may look tough and mean [:@], but this bandana symbolizes the *purple passion* I have for you...

Bastards eating my doggie buiscit

Yeah you can't read my lips, I shoot them speak after!!...something you'll never see

Are you looking at me,,,,,,,,,,,,,are you looking at me

Does purple match my shoes, oh yeah what shoes.

most people dress up their hogs but no, my owner insists in dressing pigs

I said SIT!

F*$^ing monkey

We Kick Ass[sm=americanasmiley.gif]

Just let me catch my breath!

I'll drink to that!

i need some lip stick

Would you take the damn picture already?

dont stare at me too long, you could dissapear...

these are REAL strong glasses!

I can't read but they don't know that.

This is my new watch-dog

It itches!

When I grow up i want to be....

peek thru the curtain

Hola hoops are cool.

Where's the control group?

This is out of control dude![:@]

Iam one cool dude

You are having way to much fun with that paint can

I prefer the *high* life!

If you spill beer on me again,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,I'm outta here:D

My thong matches my bandana

Come here & let me stick it in your ear

My bandana matches my thong:D

Why heck, if you need a hippo all you need to do was ask, I got plenty-
http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j248/rowdy117/funny2.jpg

I feel this way every time I go to the post office!?!

Are you a good witch or a bad witch

When was the last time we won a super bowl?

Look, I'm Barney hyped up on too much caffine!

Ebony and ivory.....

I'm ready to get porked

Shake, shake, shake. . . .. Shake your Booty! [sm=coolness.gif]

Hey, smell something burning?

Look at me. I'm one cool hog

get your freaque on.......................

I just got layed, i just got layed.

Don't laugh at my dickey-doo...i'm still able to *get it!*

Can I lick YOUR balls?

I hope your kidding grunt! [:'(]

Cummon ladies. . . let's get jiggy wit it!

hmmmmmmmmmmm this end up???? i hate those acme instructions

Freakin avatar! [sm=violent053.gif]

Gaaaawwwwwttaaaa DANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The odds are in my favor that it has to work this time!

BOOM!!

Hi, I'm a flamer :D

My other poster says "WANTED"

TGIF!!!! :D

Yee Haw. . . another 3-day weekend! :D

hmmmmmmmmm whats that noise?

My back is REALLY starting to hurt.

I'm actually looking at a porn magazine:D

Hit it or crush it?

There's a Page missing!!!

We got a leaker!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just wait until I get unstuck from this tree knot!

which horn do you want?

Heck, I'm so desperate, I'd hit anything. I make the housewives look like the pope.

Heh. . . . you should see my other end!

I've smoked so much weed, I can't remember what I'm suppose to do with this thing in my hand. Shoot, I'm hungry. Maybe I should eat it.

This short nose makes it easier to get close to the butt

Damn, that tofu burger gave me gas.

What do you mean. . . .this IS my good side.

now where is that dumb fu.........

Oh Chit!

I'm dancin like a white boy!!

My helmet is a good place for a stick-up :D

Buy American! [sm=americanasmiley.gif]

Damn hot asphalt

Anybody wanna go root some truffles?

Was that a left, right, left or a right, right, left

Come back here...I want to give you your quarters worth :D

Damn I need a new avatar!

Quit the damn stomping. I'm trying to sleep.

They went thata way!

I'm feeling a little ragged around the edges today.

That dinner made me alittle green around the gills.

Hey baby...I gat a bone for ya!

Anyone have a toothbrush I can use?

Touch me there again and I'll shiver your timbers

Make fun of my horns and I will kick your @ss!

Avatar smavatar! [:'(]

That BITCH stepped on my toes!

Arh, that be some fine Tequila

Hello, Im doing all the work here!

I can't get the beer to my mouth DAMN IT!!!!!

I've got a bone to pick with you...

Anyone have some lotion?

First proposed flag of Texas - the Lone Scare state!!

Look at the size of these guns.

I knew I shoulda stayed out of the sun

TGIF!

I'm gettin' laid!

Easy for good skull f***ing

Now I can handle this kind of excersise

look mum, my new tat.

newer version of choking the chicken.

Feel my bones baby!

We keep toasting were never gonna drink these beers.

All right men, were goin' in...... Let's Roll!

flower power

Looks like bigfoot is going to score!

Careful dont break these suckers!!

You sure this is what they meant when they said we needed more excersise?

Those are cute little ribbons you have in your hair.

Damn, I need more calories in my diet!

Anybody got some tools or beer?

Boy, ya'd think we'd have Popeye-sized forearms BY NOW, for cripe's sake! Guess it IS only if we eats our spinach! :D

Thats not a tail, its my ****

Let's stop this toasting crap and commence to drinking!

Say What??? You came all the way out here to get me and you didn't bring beer...

This bandit don't need no stinkin' avatar! But I do need me '02 Heritage Classic as me get-away ride!

Somebody break out the bug spray! Does that bug have transparent wings?

do I frighten you?

Your a$$ is mine dog[>:]

send another cold one my way!!!!

Somebody stop me!

garrrrrrrrrrrrrr matey, send me another postwhore

Damm this pavement is hot!!!

Are you two ever gona get around to drinking those?

ARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i11/albundy_2006/bootycallflaghdforum.jpg

Do 3 sets of 50 on this side, then switch. Yer drinkin arms will never get fatigued after a few months of this exercise.

Conan the Barbarian preparing to run for a second term as Govenor of Cal.

Give me back my human!!

never let the left hand know what the right hand is doing (even if they stick out of your ears)

I can make a fist with your neck in it!

TARFU to you avatar! What a mess today is turning out to be.[:@]

I'm as blind as a bat, but I've got rhythm...

"I feel pretty, OH SO pretty!"

Gotta be some damn nectar in here somewhere!

quit toastin', and drink it already, eh?!

Ah damn. I must have pushed to hard...the cross is crooked now. Sometimes I don't know my own strength...

oops, double post.

Let's see how cool you look with YOUR arms on fire. I'm da man :D

Damn Im cute

Well Hell... Anybody would be cute after that many BEERS!!!

Black and red lets goto bed!!

Haven't those mugs broken yet?

Really... I'm a nice guy once ya get to know me.

Somebody plaease ride me.

is that real beer?

Shine me damit!!

Careful, they might break and we will be a$$ out.

we have our ears in our armpits :D

I thought there were no bigfoots,

Why are we so smiley if we never drink these things?

For the last time...I'm not a Raider fan!!

...and when I get up to about 60mph, I get this whistling noise from the fins on my skull.[:@]

eet wazent meee, eet waz de dog.

damn my teeth are pretty

WTF you smiling at?

Hog heaven baby, hog heaven!

keep your dog away from me

me thinks somebody done screwed the pooch

Could somebody please enlarge this for me

[sm=icon_cheers.gif] (http://home.comcast.net/~berniecarroll/wavpage/DRINK.wav)<clicky

Chicken Hawk?

napoleon-itis

thorn in my side

Im pissed!!http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i11/albundy_2006/hissy_fit.jpg

those mugs have to be super-duty-heavy-weight-non breakable-Nuclear grade- plastic

looky, you can almost see my shiny engine here!!

flower power

I really should get a leash.

Im going to get me some roadrunner puss this time!!

Stop smiling and start drinking!

do we ever get to drink this stuff

I wonder what this'll fetch on eBay...

Me???
You callin' ME 'chicken' ?

I wish i had an avatar.

It's definitely Beer time...

no rain please

OK, you've teased us long enough... Let's drink these damned thangs...

OHHH shiny!

Who me? I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, you can't prove anything... :)

I need more chrome

I need more more beer... :)

Stop looking at me and ride me.

soap suds, no wonder we are not drinking it

"yeppers, this here 'ill make a fine fur coat for the Mrs...."

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSShoot that is nice one .

Gotta love me!

The inspiration for the firing order of our Harley's

OMG...Here comes millzog!

I guess that I took tbhe wrong kind of acid . I swore he said muratic .

Now we be smilin'...

is that a picture of madonna on your aircleaner ?

Is that Jim Carey's new toothpaste commercial?

Here I come mousy mousy

Coming soon, to a theater near you...

Damigra Damigra

my dad is a conehead!

Are you sure this is what they mean by "beer sex" ???

do you have that design shaved in the hair on your back

Ladies and gentleman: behold the visual evidence for not bringing Jerry Lee Lewis back from the dead.

;)

ssssaaaaayyyy, what does that sign really mean ?

speak up, I can't hear you

Bark at the moon hahahahaha .

^^^

Anyone got a toothbrush I can borrow?

I dont have the nads to take off the helmet.

cheers to that one .

KIss mee

Arms at 60 RPM...

Grandma put on a robe!!

I just saw a biker babe this way!!!!!!

Careful not to spill em.

twins, or dare I say quads

Hey, come over here I have something to show you.........he,he he !

Theres water in here if you use your imagination.

Are we going to drink these beers or keep toasting alnight ?

Its real, not fake,

Lets see how much me can drink before we blow chunks !

Stop this thang... I want to get off...

V-twins are in !

AS the world turns

Ok this is the last one , I still have to ride home !

here's a map of how to get to my place

Than damn chrome guy, he will chrome everything in site.

I want a beer now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So your going to be buying the beer tonight , " cheers "

Theres a finger holding this up,

Clinck it and drink it.

[sm=happy046.gif] Fresh fish taco`s tonight !

Just watch the pretty ball, now open your mouth... etc...

We`re happy you brought the beer ,we just ran out !

As the world turns, thought that was a soap

Homer for President !

I thought water was blue?

My new ACC helmet is perfect for this.

When I'm not busy being an avatar, I help out on myth busters. You may remember my corvette episode. [:'(]

Damn canned beans!