I got the bike out tonight and noticed some dirty SOB clipped my back fender and bent it. There's a rub mark on the lower part of the tail light and fender; the fender is pushed in toward the tire and bows out on both sides.

I can't prove it but I'd bet $100 it happened at work. My daily driver's been "rubbed" in that lot twice in the past 3 years. Conveniently, there are no camera's in the parking lot. I've gone to the on site police before.

I'm thinking I need a "work" vehicle now. One that isn't pretty and I don't care if it gets rubbed. An Army surplus one ton pickup with a lift and bigger tires, to get it above bumper height, sounds good. I think it also needs nerf bars all around with expanded metal welded to them. That way, if they do trade paint they take the brunt of the damage.

People suck

 

I would just randomly flick a booger on someone's car for the next few weeks.

 

Sorry man, hit and run is what cowards do.