So this might be a bit silly buuuutttt!

Some people name inanimate items... like i named my HD shotgun Boomer!
anybody stick a name on your Harley? i am still thinking about naming mine but haven't come up with anything i like....

 

Scoot...come to think of it, they've all been referred to as scoot! *laffs

 

I didnt, because to do so is goofy.

 

No, I never name machines. They are, after all, just machines.

Alan

 

I did...The Bike. Like, I'm going on THE BIKE the the shop. THE BIKE needs cleaning. I need to cover THE BIKE.

But on the other hand, since it has no genitals, it's not a HE or a SHE. THAT'S something I think is silly.

 

I'm a little mad at you COC!!! You copied the name of my "BIKE"! I had it first!

 

I once took a dump so big, it came with a birth certificate. We called it "Brownie".
Then it stopped moving, so we had a funeral, and I flushed it.
RIP Brownie.

 

since mine had never left me stranded, lonely, heartbroken, tried to screw my best friend, or screwed me over in general, mine can't be a "she"

And since it has never tried to borrow money, or tried to screw my girlfriend, or drink all my beer, or do all my dope, guess its not a "he" either!!

Going to call it, "it"

 

Money Pit.

 

So your bike isn't 100% male or 100% female? Name it Caitlyn and call it a day