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Old 11-04-2006, 09:04 AM
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If my Harley were a woman I would___________(fill in the blank)
 
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Old 11-04-2006, 09:25 AM
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...not want her to be a Geezer Glide!
 
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Old 11-04-2006, 09:26 AM
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lay her down in a field of flowers and lube her rear end. Then I'd get her all revved up and hot and ride the hell out of her.

Sorry, I got it backwards, i thought you said what if your woman were a Harley. Oops [&:]
 
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spend a lot of money on her just to make her *** wider!
 
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If my Harley were a woman I would___________(fill in the blank)
Leave her and buy a Motorcycle
 
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Old 11-04-2006, 10:15 AM
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If my Harley were a woman I would___________(fill in the blank)
If my Harley were a woman I would fill her up to capacity...

If my Harley were a woman I wouldn't need to wear protection..

If my Harley were a woman I would never let some guy put her in his truck,tie her down and bring her to my house...

If my Harley were a woman I would not take pictures of her from every conceivable angle and post them on the internet...
 
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Old 11-04-2006, 10:34 AM
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Yours isn't?
 
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Yours isn't?
No,she's satisfied,but there's some women who like riding 2 up every once in a while.... [sm=devilangel.gif]
 
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I my harley were a woman I'd wanna watch my wife ride her more.
 
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Old 11-04-2006, 11:36 AM
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I would love her and rub her and clean her and ride her and , oh hell I'll see ya later
 


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