What part of your bike reminds you of a woman?

[Buckinfitch]

Ladies, just switch it up... I'm going with handlebars, took me 3 tries to get the right set in one year, it's the height, stretchy feely comfort thing.

[Scratt]

The battery, if your ready to ride and it's not your left hanging.

[03FXD-LOW]

The whole dang bike...always asking me to spend money on her!

[metfancowboy]

When it's time for her fluid change.

[skipp500]

Nothing, You can ride your bike anytime you want it doesnt talk back.

[Ron750]

The pipes. When they're hot, they'll hurt you if you don't handle them right.

[Texasbrons]

The headlamps. Twin beams on high all the time!!

[vet767]

I think it's the whining and bitching. When I pull one out for a ride the others start it: "why is he taking that one out, isn't it my turn, geez that one gets all the attention"............

[Kowan]

My Carlini Boob risers.

[garand]

Honestly, nothing. But I was eating a hot grilled cheese sandwich today, and when I peeled it open it reminded me of my ex-wife.