Well my number 1 rule is don't drink and ride. Now I have a # 2 rule.
Don't drink and wrench, while replacing tensioners I assemble oil pump wrong and now have to open her back up. Hope there is no damage from lack of oil.

Tom

 

Yup. Seems ive done that a few times and made some bonehead mistakes.

 

Two rules when wrenching drunk. Be sure and lay down when you work,your head has less distance to travel to hit the garage floor,thus avoiding those pesky skull fractures. And always select a left handed,metric/SAE crescent wrench,so you only have to remember one tool.

 

I agree, you cant fall off the floor

 

From "Crawler's Rules for Wrenching":

[Stronger Spirits are cover in rule number 13...]

 

I don't drink but if I did, it wouldn't be while I was doing but relaxing. Lesson learned

 

Not taking tips from an Indian driving expert!

 

All right, you've gone too far, that is the only reason I put a fridge in my garage. If you have to tear it apart a few times so be it, that's how you get good at it. So good in fact you can do it blind folded and drunk.

 

You know what else you shouldn't do while drinking? Don't drink and bone!

 

But is it okay if she's drunk and passed out?