1. Harley doesn't own oil fields
2. Buying patches and pins doesn't mean you been there.
3. Just because you have a Harley shirt, jacket, boots, gloves and glasses doesn't make you a bad *** 1%'r MC club member. Your probably an investment banker or you work at the mall.
4. Rolling up on your loud Harley with your friends doesn't give you the license to be an ******* although you were probably an ******* before you "graduated" up to a Harley.
5. The only Harley's that are good solid investments are the bikes that are 50 years old or older. Your bike is depreciating in value just as fast as a Yamaha V-Star.
6. Don't bullshit anybody into thinking you got a GREAT DEAL when you traded in your 2 year old low mileage Harley towards a new bike. You got screwed blued and tattoo'd
7. Just because you put $5000.00 into the motor on your Harley doesn't make it truly fast. When you pass a Busa or a Goldwing or just about any Japanese sport bike over 600cc's its because they let you. When you stop before them.. they let you. When you can get in and out of the corner faster its because they let you.
8. Sons of Anarchy is a MUST watch every week and secretly you wish you were a member.
9. Harley Davidson Dunlop Tires are better than Dunlop tires that don't have the Harley Davidson logo on them.
10. You don't need a helmet to ride a Harley because you only live once and you can't take it with you.
11. Stop trying to convince everybody that crazy high ape hangers are comfortable and don't effect the handling of your bike at all.
12. Stop trying to convince everybody that the reason you traded in your bad *** FXR for a Streetglide has nothing to do with the fact that your old, you need the radio to keep you amused and the floorboards to support your bad knees. Plus.. your old lady won't ride on the back unless she has floorboards and a backrest and maybe one of those Butt Buddies.

 

lol...so true

 

You forgot one

13. Loud pipes save lives

 

8. Seriously? Everybody in that club is dead or in prison.

9. No, but they ARE more expensive.

10. No, but I don't tell others what to do or how to live.

11. Yes.

 

Wow! Another member trying to justify himself as true biker. Who gives a flip what others do, wear, ride or proclaim. Do what ever makes you happy but be real and stop worrying about what others do.

 

This. OP's attitude is why I don't group ride or go to biker bars, too many of the same mentality. Just ride and enjoy it.

 

Theses lists always put a smile on my face. Very amusing to me.

 

I smell douche

 

sheesh . . blows my mind how much time and effort some people spend around here TRYING to prove they are more 'Harley' or more of a badass than others. If you gotta go to this much trouble . . you obviously aren't either! Also, it blows my mind how consumed with other people some are. Live and let live. Who gives a sht what other people do with their bikes, what they wear, what they ride if it doesn't affect you? Lighten up Francis!

 

Quick, let's get over to the OP's house so we can photograph him, document his statistics, catalog his wardrobe and download the viewing habits from his flatscreen tv so we can scribe the definition of the only true bad *** biker on this forum. Before you finish masturbating to the Japanese bikes, keep in mind that many HD riders have been riding much longer than most rice enthusiasts who plunk down six grand on a sport bike, and many of those who do will wind up a crumpled mess if they try and countersteer around a quick turn in a twisty wearing their backwards ball cap and muscle shirt.