...blipped my throttle in over a week. My sex appeal has gone up 20% and cagers stopped flipping me the middle digit.

 

Well, you certainly care what people think of you. I'll bet it's the most important thing on your life.

 

Sorry! I'm bad! Especially under overpasses...

 

I was always under the impression that it's REQUIRED under overpasses!

 

I try not to do it a lot, but I really can't help myself sometimes. On the sex appeal issue, you'd have to guarantee me at least a 35% (non-negotiable) increase before I'd stop entirely.

 

It is, and parking garages.

 

Awe come on man lighten up, laugh a little and don't take life so seriously.

Oh, and remove the 2x4 from your ***.

 

I haven't ridden today, the heat index is up to 105 and my mangina suddenly appeared to me and whined about how uncomfortable it could be for him/her/it

 

This. :-)

 

I still have fond memories of riding my old Super Glide (with drag pipes, no less) through the George C. Wallace Tunnel under the Mobile River. The airport called me and complained that I was making too much noise. Well, not really, but you get my drift.