Who said YOU could buy my POS?
#1
Who said YOU could buy my POS?
Here's an add from the main Swedish bike site. In so many words, "Don't waste my time if you are a Gortex wearin', reflect0 vest *****." "This bike is bad *** and you better be too."
So if I show up with the asking price of $14k cash in hand sportin' my best old-man goober-garb, he aint going to sell me this Riceburning-HD Wannabe??
You just can't make this kind of **** up!
89 000:-
En annourlunda Bobber byggd på kubik och nostalgi å rätt jävla stuk,,, 1500 cc , grymt bra botten vrid och ett satans mäktigt ljud. Går som Satan! Hojen har KN filter ( myche luft ) och är även Dynojettad. Harley Davidson ,, all ära, men den här hojen är "Soulless" det betyder att du som köper den här hojen, kan glömma det här med reflex väst å goretex kläder. Då får du fan köpa ngn annan hoj!!! Är du ute efter chrome å lull lull,, så är det här oxså fel hoj! Man kör hojen med attityd ,,, säkerhet och komfort kommer sist.
*stålomsp.broms/koppling slang
*Led belysning/Blinkers
*sidomonterad regskylt
*Pulverlackade fälgar
*Nya lager fram/bak hjul
*Nybytt olja/Filter
*Kustom luftfilterkåpor ( båda sidor )
*LaRosa Sadel ( följer med sidoväska & verktygs väska i samma färg/material som sadeln.Hojen finns i Umeå 65 mil norr om Sthlm, och jag förutsätter att du snackar rikssvenska,, har svårt att förstå nge annat. Dumma mejl svarar jag inte på. Hojen är Mattsvart och smutsig,, det e så den ska va! Skulle du vilja ha fälgarna mattsvarta så kan jag ordna det mot en handpenning. Cash som gäller vid affär eller Nordea. Är inte intresserad av byten se till att du har stålar å fått klart med "regeringen" din å banken.
So if I show up with the asking price of $14k cash in hand sportin' my best old-man goober-garb, he aint going to sell me this Riceburning-HD Wannabe??
You just can't make this kind of **** up!
89 000:-
En annourlunda Bobber byggd på kubik och nostalgi å rätt jävla stuk,,, 1500 cc , grymt bra botten vrid och ett satans mäktigt ljud. Går som Satan! Hojen har KN filter ( myche luft ) och är även Dynojettad. Harley Davidson ,, all ära, men den här hojen är "Soulless" det betyder att du som köper den här hojen, kan glömma det här med reflex väst å goretex kläder. Då får du fan köpa ngn annan hoj!!! Är du ute efter chrome å lull lull,, så är det här oxså fel hoj! Man kör hojen med attityd ,,, säkerhet och komfort kommer sist.
*stålomsp.broms/koppling slang
*Led belysning/Blinkers
*sidomonterad regskylt
*Pulverlackade fälgar
*Nya lager fram/bak hjul
*Nybytt olja/Filter
*Kustom luftfilterkåpor ( båda sidor )
*LaRosa Sadel ( följer med sidoväska & verktygs väska i samma färg/material som sadeln.Hojen finns i Umeå 65 mil norr om Sthlm, och jag förutsätter att du snackar rikssvenska,, har svårt att förstå nge annat. Dumma mejl svarar jag inte på. Hojen är Mattsvart och smutsig,, det e så den ska va! Skulle du vilja ha fälgarna mattsvarta så kan jag ordna det mot en handpenning. Cash som gäller vid affär eller Nordea. Är inte intresserad av byten se till att du har stålar å fått klart med "regeringen" din å banken.
#4
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89 000:-
A annourlunda Bobber built on cubic and nostalgia on the right damn stuk,,, 1500 cc, cruelly good bottom turn and a Satan's mighty sound. Go to Satan! The bike has a KN filter (myche air) and is also Dynojettad. Harley Davidson,, all the glory, but this bike is "Soulless" it means that if you buy this bike, can forget about this with reflective vest on goretex clothing. Then you get fan buy ngn other bike!!! Are you looking for chrome on the lull lull, so is this oxså the wrong bike! Driving the bike with attitude,,, security and comfort will last.
* stålomsp. brake/clutch hose
* Led lights/Blinkers
* side-mounted regskylt
* Powder coated rims
* New stock front/rear wheel
* Nybytt Oil/Filters
* Kustom air filter caps (both sides)
* LaRosa Saddle (included with lateral bag & tool bag in the same color/material that saddle.Bike is located in Umeå, 65 kilometers north of Stockholm, and I assume you talking standard Swedish, have difficulty understanding a long time more. Silly emails I answer No. The bike is matte black and dirty, it's so the va! Would you like to have wheels Matt Black so I can arrange it towards a down payment. Cash for business or Nordea. Is not interested in changes to ensure that you have the Jack to become clear with "Government" your on the Bank.
89 000:-
A annourlunda Bobber built on cubic and nostalgia on the right damn stuk,,, 1500 cc, cruelly good bottom turn and a Satan's mighty sound. Go to Satan! The bike has a KN filter (myche air) and is also Dynojettad. Harley Davidson,, all the glory, but this bike is "Soulless" it means that if you buy this bike, can forget about this with reflective vest on goretex clothing. Then you get fan buy ngn other bike!!! Are you looking for chrome on the lull lull, so is this oxså the wrong bike! Driving the bike with attitude,,, security and comfort will last.
* stålomsp. brake/clutch hose
* Led lights/Blinkers
* side-mounted regskylt
* Powder coated rims
* New stock front/rear wheel
* Nybytt Oil/Filters
* Kustom air filter caps (both sides)
* LaRosa Saddle (included with lateral bag & tool bag in the same color/material that saddle.Bike is located in Umeå, 65 kilometers north of Stockholm, and I assume you talking standard Swedish, have difficulty understanding a long time more. Silly emails I answer No. The bike is matte black and dirty, it's so the va! Would you like to have wheels Matt Black so I can arrange it towards a down payment. Cash for business or Nordea. Is not interested in changes to ensure that you have the Jack to become clear with "Government" your on the Bank.
#5
Damn! That's even funnier when I read it translated. "Do not pass go, Go Directly to Satan!"
Not bad for $14k with a one way ticket to Satan on a Ricer, what's not to luv??
Not bad for $14k with a one way ticket to Satan on a Ricer, what's not to luv??
translated
89 000:-
A annourlunda Bobber built on cubic and nostalgia on the right damn stuk,,, 1500 cc, cruelly good bottom turn and a Satan's mighty sound. Go to Satan! The bike has a KN filter (myche air) and is also Dynojettad. Harley Davidson,, all the glory, but this bike is "Soulless" it means that if you buy this bike, can forget about this with reflective vest on goretex clothing. Then you get fan buy ngn other bike!!! Are you looking for chrome on the lull lull, so is this oxså the wrong bike! Driving the bike with attitude,,, security and comfort will last.
* stålomsp. brake/clutch hose
* Led lights/Blinkers
* side-mounted regskylt
* Powder coated rims
* New stock front/rear wheel
* Nybytt Oil/Filters
* Kustom air filter caps (both sides)
* LaRosa Saddle (included with lateral bag & tool bag in the same color/material that saddle.Bike is located in Umeå, 65 kilometers north of Stockholm, and I assume you talking standard Swedish, have difficulty understanding a long time more. Silly emails I answer No. The bike is matte black and dirty, it's so the va! Would you like to have wheels Matt Black so I can arrange it towards a down payment. Cash for business or Nordea. Is not interested in changes to ensure that you have the Jack to become clear with "Government" your on the Bank.
89 000:-
A annourlunda Bobber built on cubic and nostalgia on the right damn stuk,,, 1500 cc, cruelly good bottom turn and a Satan's mighty sound. Go to Satan! The bike has a KN filter (myche air) and is also Dynojettad. Harley Davidson,, all the glory, but this bike is "Soulless" it means that if you buy this bike, can forget about this with reflective vest on goretex clothing. Then you get fan buy ngn other bike!!! Are you looking for chrome on the lull lull, so is this oxså the wrong bike! Driving the bike with attitude,,, security and comfort will last.
* stålomsp. brake/clutch hose
* Led lights/Blinkers
* side-mounted regskylt
* Powder coated rims
* New stock front/rear wheel
* Nybytt Oil/Filters
* Kustom air filter caps (both sides)
* LaRosa Saddle (included with lateral bag & tool bag in the same color/material that saddle.Bike is located in Umeå, 65 kilometers north of Stockholm, and I assume you talking standard Swedish, have difficulty understanding a long time more. Silly emails I answer No. The bike is matte black and dirty, it's so the va! Would you like to have wheels Matt Black so I can arrange it towards a down payment. Cash for business or Nordea. Is not interested in changes to ensure that you have the Jack to become clear with "Government" your on the Bank.
#6
14000 for a cut up spray can rice eater. I don't think so. A trip to the local auction some black krylon and a set of apes and wheels. Chop off the fender and pan t it up. Same bike for less than 5 k.
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