there is this bald guy with a wooden leg,he was invited to a costume party for halloween.He was worried about his bald head and wooden leg working into a good costume.So he wrote to a costume company,explaining his delimea.They sent him a package,when he opened it there was a pirates costume in the box with a note explaing with his bald head,and wooden leg he would be a perfect pirate.Upset with the costume he sent it back,stressing his dissapointment in their choice.They sent him another package ,this one was a monks costume,with a note stating as a monk the robe will cover your wooden leg and your bald head will fit right in as a monk.Furious,he returns this costume.stating his disbelief in their insensativity.They sent another package,with a note stating"we have done all we can do to accomadate you and your cannot be satisfied.Here is a jor of molasses,and a bag of crushed nuts.pour the molasses and crushed nuts over your head,shove your wooden leg up your ass and go as a carmeled apple!
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halloween costume problems
