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Old 10-26-2009, 10:53 PM
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Women often receive e-mail warnings about protecting themselves at
the mall and in dark parking lots, etc. This is the first warning I
have seen for men. I wanted to pass it on in case you haven't heard about it.

This is a 'heads up' for those men who may be regular
Lowe’s, Home Depot, or Costco customers. This one caught me
by surprise. Over the past two months I became a victim of a
clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has
turned out to be quite an experience. Don't be naive enough to
think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking 20-something girls come over to your
car. As you are packing your shopping items into the trunk,
they both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with
their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It
is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip,
they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to McDonalds.

You agree and they get into the back seat. On the way,
they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the
front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen August 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th,
24th, & 29th. Also, September 1st & 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 26th & 28th,
three times last Monday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.
So tell your friends to be careful. What a horrible way to take advantage of older men.
Warn your friends to be vigilant.

F.Y.I.
Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for $2.99 each. I found cheaper ones
for $1.99 at K- Mart and bought them out.. Also, you never
will get to eat at McDonalds. I've already lost 11 pounds just
running back and forth between Wal-Mart, K-Mart, Lowe’s, Home Depot, and Costco.
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Old 10-26-2009, 10:58 PM
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Hahahahahahahaha! Good one! Thanks much for that.
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Old 10-27-2009, 12:18 AM
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Are they the ones with chains on them.....
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Old 10-27-2009, 01:07 AM
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where are the pictures?
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Old 10-27-2009, 05:57 AM
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HAHA, I sure needed that this morning. Getting ready to go to Lowe's, then Home Depot.
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Old 10-27-2009, 06:14 AM
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I e not seen them at my Lowe's or Home DepotBut i will look for them....
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awesome...
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Old 10-27-2009, 07:24 AM
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I would like to see the skimpy dressed girls instead of the unemployed illegal Mexicans trying to get work!
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Old 10-27-2009, 07:38 AM
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Time to go buy some wallets at k-mart
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