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Originally Posted by old skool1983
all red x's here 
but i'll be the first to say you must not be havin the right kind  j/k |
Hmmmm....still showing up for me but just for you, here they are
10. You're guaranteed to get a little something in the sack;
9. The uglier you are, the easier it is to get some;
8. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning;
7. Less guilt the morning after;
6. It doesn't matter if they fantasize you're someone else, because you are;
5. Forty years from now, you'll still enjoy candy;
4. If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door;
3. If you get tired, you can wait ten minutes then go again;
2. You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some;
1. You can do the whole neighborhood!
10 Reasons Halloween is Better Than Sex
