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Old 03-06-2008, 03:51 PM
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Default Assless chaps Gay????

I've been reading quite a few posts in here that assless chaps are considered gay. In my honest opinion chaps don't make you gay unless you aren't wearing any thing under them - then you might be gay. Ifthe ladieswear assless chaps with nothing on under them the chaps frame their cheeks quite nicely IMHO.

I would like to add that thank the good lord above thatat least in this part of the country we don't ever see guys framing their nekid butts with ***-less chaps [sm=smiley11.gif]. So I'm man enough to admit that I own a pair of chaps. I bought them because of the colder spring and fall days the chaps offer warmth and protection. Should I throw away the chaps because of the fear of looking gay?[sm=confused06.gif]Or should I keep them for those "interludes" that happen (not nearly as often as I would like) in the bedroom with the wife?

So please explain to me what makes *** less chaps gay?
Old 03-06-2008, 03:56 PM
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Old 03-06-2008, 03:57 PM
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Ah geez! Not this crap again.

They're chaps; just chaps. Not assless chaps. If they covered your ***, they would be PANTS! [sm=rant.gif]

No chaps are not gay. Some guys around these parts are just insecure.

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Old 03-06-2008, 03:58 PM
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My woman wears assless chaps.. how is that ghey?
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Old 03-06-2008, 04:00 PM
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Lordy when is this madness about chaps going to stop,,, hell don't worry about what others think,, do what you want, wear what you want.

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Old 03-06-2008, 04:02 PM
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What did one gay sperm say to another?

How we supposed to find an egg in all this shiite?

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Old 03-06-2008, 04:08 PM
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My last set of chaps lasted over 30 yrs. The ones now are going on 9. To the best of my reckoning, those that think they are gay, turn out to be a small % of ppl, who, evidentally,are not sure what side of the fence they belong on. JMFUO,sort oflike their's. I wear them, Momma wears them and I ride with 3 different, 3 patch clubs, and the vast majority of them wear them. So those that don't, up here anyway, are definitely in the "minority".(MMMM, sort of like the "Gays")Somehow, they have come to believe, they have been delegated to "pass" judgement on the rest of the ppl, instead of using their time to ride.
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Another threadabout fingerless gloves, do rags and fringe is surely on the way.

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I can understand the newbies having a problem with this, THEY ARE JOKES, you know[sm=happybounce.gif][sm=happybounce.gif]Jokes, like in HA!Ha!Ha! For Chris' sake.
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