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Old 08-30-2005, 08:27 PM
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OK Gang........ Here the thing. My little Bro is into the whole street bike thing. He rides a Yamahopper R6 something or another, we have this war going on (a friendly war) but I am loosing my butt. He is a very good artist and he sends me pics and jokes about Harleys all the time. I cant draw worth a spit so I need some help. Does any one have any good jokes I can throw his way. I really want to bust his chops. Any thing you got I will stock pile them and bust his chops every day for weeks if I can.

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Old 08-30-2005, 08:34 PM
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I don't have any Yamaha jokes, but will ask around.

Post some of the Harley Cartoons here. Most people have a thick skin, and the rest, well screw them.
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Old 08-30-2005, 08:49 PM
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I delet most of them but here is the latest. This might help with the replys



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Old 08-30-2005, 11:07 PM
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Yamahas ARE jokes.

Would you ride a bike made by a piano manufacturer?

Ya-Ha-Ha's best bike? 650 vertical twin, but then it wasn't anything original, just a rip-off updated copy of a Triumph!

Oh by the way, there is a guy up north somewhere building planes with HD motors.

I think Ya-Ha-Ha jokes are really rare 'cause nobody cares enough about 'em to bother.
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Old 08-31-2005, 01:34 AM
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tell him your very sorry that he bought a bike that has the resale value of a yugo! or ya'llgo depending what part of the country you standin!!
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Old 08-31-2005, 08:31 AM
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There were three muttersickle ads in my paper yesterday. One was for a 15 year old Wing with about 5k miles, one was for an electric scooter, and the third was for a Ya-Ha-Ha R-sumthin'. The Yammer ad read something like this, "For Sale Cheap, Yamaha R-?, minor cosmetic damage on fenders, fairing, forks, tank, seat, and both sides. 1500 miles since last time I crashed, 2000 miles total. My Mommy says I have to sell it."
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So how 'bout this one...

You know how to keep your Harley from getting stolen? Put a Yamaha cover over it.

har har har snort har har har snort.
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Old 08-31-2005, 12:28 PM
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Ya ha ha

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Default RE: Looking for a good Yamaha Joke

I rode my RK to the fire station the other day and my engineer rode his Yamaha RoadStar.

For a joke, he poured some motor oil under my bike.

I simply went to the kitchen, got a hand full of rice and poured it under his Yamaha.
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I love it when that happens!


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I rode my RK to the fire station the other day and my engineer rode his Yamaha RoadStar.

For a joke, he poured some motor oil under my bike.

I simply went to the kitchen, got a hand full of rice and poured it under his Yamaha.
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