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Old 04-11-2008, 04:03 PM
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The big Brown Toy Truck pulls up today.....A tite-azzed black chick rolls up the rear door and sez, "Come and get it!"

I thought she meant her, so I dropped my jeans and started running for the truck just as she was bending over......She shoved a 90 lb box off the back of the truck and I tripped over it and banged my head on the bumper....She said, "Boy, what'z wrong wit you?!...Pull yer pants up before I calls de law!"...."Now sign for this cause I got places to go!"

I guess I looked kinda stupid standing there rubbing my head with my pants down around my ankles.......Anyway, I looked at the box and saw it was my new J&S cycle jack!.......Yehaw!

The UPS driver escaped fishtailing and throwing gravel on me and the box....I started after herbut tripped over my pants....landed on the box......banged my head again on the gravel.......

Once I picked the gravel out of my forehead I opened the box and this is what I saw.

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Seeing as how I was bleeding, I asked my nephew to assemble it for me.....He ain't real smart, but all he had to do was attach the bottle jack

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He's not a rocket scientist, but 5 minutes later we had his Dyna up on the jack

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Gents, this is absolutely the best, most stable jack and it's made expresslyfor Harleys!....It fits them all without adapters.....You can jump up n down on either end of your bike when it's lifted and with NO straps attached!....It's rock solid!....319 plus cheap 3 day shipping......
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Old 04-11-2008, 04:09 PM
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That's the funniest story I ever heard about the UPS truck showing up! Ya' got a sweet tooth for brown sugar?
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Old 04-11-2008, 04:13 PM
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DoI ever!.......But only when they got that bubble butt going on and an attitude....she had it all. I love to hear a hot black woman diss a man and demand he act like a man.

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Old 04-11-2008, 04:19 PM
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Looks similar to my Red Craftsman jack, I would not be without it1
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Old 04-11-2008, 04:27 PM
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ROTFLMAO!!
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Old 04-11-2008, 05:38 PM
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Here is the RKC up on the jack fixin to get her white walls scrubbed......the UPS driver called. She wants to visit

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True, it's probably the best jack made. BUT, be careful with the J & S if you have a Sportster. I fractured the plug in the end of my oil drain line and it decided to come out of the hose while I was out on the twisties. I'm lucky I didn't loose the bike because of draining hot oil on the back rubber. Thank goodness for cell phones and road service.
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Get her up on the jack and try not to hit your head on the bumper this time... Oh.. and PICTURES!!!!!

Lot's of them.

We'll be lookin' for "Yodaddy's UPS Trunk" in the showdown section.

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Brother... looks great! missing a strap though! i have seen 1 to many bikes that where " very solid " fall off the lift... to me i never risk it... takes 5 min to put it on and can save $1000's!
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I think someone had to much French Quarter Festival today....

Or has a very long nose....

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