The big Brown Toy Truck pulls up today.....A tite-azzed black chick rolls up the rear door and sez, "Come and get it!"
I thought she meant her, so I dropped my jeans and started running for the truck just as she was bending over......She shoved a 90 lb box off the back of the truck and I tripped over it and banged my head on the bumper....She said, "Boy, what'z wrong wit you?!...Pull yer pants up before I calls de law!"...."Now sign for this cause I got places to go!"
I guess I looked kinda stupid standing there rubbing my head with my pants down around my ankles.......Anyway, I looked at the box and saw it was my new J&S cycle jack!.......Yehaw!
The UPS driver escaped fishtailing and throwing gravel on me and the box....I started after herbut tripped over my pants....landed on the box......banged my head again on the gravel.......
Once I picked the gravel out of my forehead I opened the box and this is what I saw.
Seeing as how I was bleeding, I asked my nephew to assemble it for me.....He ain't real smart, but all he had to do was attach the bottle jack
He's not a rocket scientist, but 5 minutes later we had his Dyna up on the jack
Gents, this is absolutely the best, most stable jack and it's made expresslyfor Harleys!....It fits them all without adapters.....You can jump up n down on either end of your bike when it's lifted and with NO straps attached!....It's rock solid!....319 plus cheap 3 day shipping......