Mark Twain and his wit.
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12-09-2016, 11:48 AM
Mark Twain and his wit.
Wait a sec...........I have to make this S. Florida oriented so it will be removed from here.
Ummm, ahhhhh, oh yes...............the other day when Mark Twain was here at 'me house, we was chatting about S. Florida people. And a passing of a guy I do not care for here in S. Florida. Yeah. Lake Worth.
So Mark Twain, while sipping cognac and smoking a cigar with me outback last Tuesday, no, um, last Saturday (that is more believable) he said he wrote this to a unfriend he had.
"I didn't attend the funeral but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." Mark Twain.
We had a good laugh then he shoved me into the pool. 'da -sum bitch!
BuzzCap7
Ummm, ahhhhh, oh yes...............the other day when Mark Twain was here at 'me house, we was chatting about S. Florida people. And a passing of a guy I do not care for here in S. Florida. Yeah. Lake Worth.
So Mark Twain, while sipping cognac and smoking a cigar with me outback last Tuesday, no, um, last Saturday (that is more believable) he said he wrote this to a unfriend he had.
"I didn't attend the funeral but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." Mark Twain.
We had a good laugh then he shoved me into the pool. 'da -sum bitch!
BuzzCap7
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12-09-2016, 12:31 PM
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