TOAK the Thread Of All Knowledge VIII
#2
01-20-2017, 08:15 AM
Banned
#4
01-20-2017, 08:19 AM
Tourer
I need to go but I am glad that I will find you all later. It has been busy here and I haven't had much time to chat, but I enjoy the exchange with everyone. As an American living abroad it is easyto feel a little out of touch with life there...so I appreciate you gentlemen keeping it real and entertaining. cao til later
#5
01-20-2017, 08:20 AM
i have a guy here at work who is a supporter of hers. he tells me this morning to listen for the sirens that will sound off the beginning of WWIII. This guy also bought his wife from the Ukraine, she's good looking while he looks like a pregnant Two Can Sam. She got smart and doesn't even sleep in the same bed let alone same room
#6
01-20-2017, 08:20 AM
Banned
On a bitterly cold winter morning a husband and wife were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say, “We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snow ploughs can get through.” So the good wife went out and moved her car.
A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer said, “We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snow ploughs can get through.” The good wife went out and moved her car again.
The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says, “We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park….” Then the electric power went out. The good wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said, “I don’t know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snow ploughs can get through?”
Then with the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to blondes exhibit, the husband replied, ”Why don’t you just leave the car in the garage this time…”
A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer said, “We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snow ploughs can get through.” The good wife went out and moved her car again.
The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says, “We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park….” Then the electric power went out. The good wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said, “I don’t know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snow ploughs can get through?”
Then with the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to blondes exhibit, the husband replied, ”Why don’t you just leave the car in the garage this time…”
#7
01-20-2017, 08:23 AM
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#8
01-20-2017, 08:24 AM
Moderator
#9
01-20-2017, 08:26 AM
Seasoned HDF Member
Greetings.....
"I just love the smell of new clubhouse in the morning!"
................Oh wait, meebee that's the maid.
"I just love the smell of new clubhouse in the morning!"
................Oh wait, meebee that's the maid.
#10
01-20-2017, 08:27 AM
Banned
Last edited by corliss@bakerdrivetrain.com; 01-20-2017 at 08:44 AM.