There was a guy who we will just call him "Itchy", that was riding his little XL down the street. He looked over and saw a person on a "Vespa" riding gayly down the street, a big smile on his face, yelling "WHEEEEEE". Well this bothered "Itchy" to see this person enjoying himself. Well as "Itchy" got close to the scooter, he veered at it. Immediately the smile on that "Vespa" riders face turned to a fierce scowl. They both got caught at a red light and the "Vespa" rider was fast! He drew back his fist and knocked "Itchy" on his ***. When the light turned green, the "Vespa" rider took off! He looked back at "Itchy" on the ground and with a big smile on his face yelled "WHEEEEEEEE"!!! Here is the afterphoto of "Itchy"

Moral of the story: If you get the "Itch" to harass a "Vespa" rider, you may get "Squashed".

 

Juno.......you ain't right.

 

Maybe.....
But he is funny!!!

 

There was a guy who we will just call him "Juno",.....

 

you talkin about the little sporty rider that tried to pickup the badass vespa rider???? what happened to that thread??? his name was squishi tushi wasnt it???

 

That'll teach you to mess with Vespites.

 

where's the thread??? i left this morning in a great mood,relaxed,full of joy
happy all because this forum ROCKS!! I quit going to my therapist!!!!!For 2 weeks!!!!
Thats a savings of $200 bucks oh well its only a matter aof time b4 someone grabs the shovel!!!!!thank you all for the laughs and drinks are on me!!

 

Dude Juno you outta quit!!! But since you're not, neither am I!!! Check out this picture of the other side of "itchi" or whatever his name is!!!

 

there's something beautiful about a cubs catcher punching any sox player

 

I love it too!