Since not a single poser has started an assless chaps thread this week, I have deemed it necessary to do so. Anyways, since its been way over 100 degrees here in Richmond, VA for quite some time my chaps have been long since stored away waiting for the cold fall weather. Anyways, I was moving stuff around today when I picked mine up and it just struck me funny as how dang heavy these Kelly Leathers chaps are. Last year I was checking out the Fox Creek stuff and I just don't remember them being nearly as thick and tough as my Kelly's Leathers. So, out of boredom, I put them on the scale. Over 5 pounds!!! I'm like, day-um! Now I'm no huge guy and only wear 38 sized jeans, but I still challenge anyone with their Fox Creek or any other brand of assless chaps to show me they weigh more. Is there any real point to this thread.....um, no. Just making sure we don't miss out on a weekly assless chaps thread. I mean, this is the B/S forum after all, if this ain't a bunch of B/S, I don't know what is.

 

If you put the *** back in they'll weigh more.

 

They are just chaps! Not assless chaps. If they were not assless they would be called pants! Do you call your pants asspants?

 

LOL....., I'm with you man, but there are so many non riding fools that don't know the first thing about long distance or cold weather riding that the moderators even choose to address the term "assless chaps" in the very description of this forum section (please see above forum title). So I thought I would play along.

 

well saturday it was raining and i wanted to go for a ride anyway so i put my chaps on... that is my chaps story for the week

 

Nothing about fingerless gloves or oil? What a bore!

 

*** Pants..

 

For the contest I'd estimate that my chaps weigh 1 pound, maybe less and they are still heavy enough to keep the cold wind from my legs.

Agreed in this weather we need fewer assless chap threads and more chapless *** threads.

 

Is a thong legless chaps????

 

Can they be cleaned with pledge?