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Old 05-13-2013, 12:10 PM
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ok, I adimit it, and need some help with how to provide support....when sitting on the bike seat I am forever having to lift the jewel bag to keep from sitting on it...is there any type of support out there that will help with my issue, maybe some sort of bag bag etc...on long rides on the bike I find I need to adjust the jewelry bag every 15 minutes or so (and it ain't so easy with gloves on)...and its not much fun having the guys pinched that way...anyway does anyone out there have an (real) idea that will help here...the seat is not the issue as I have 2 bikes and 3 seats and its the same with them all...
 
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Jock strap?
 
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Old 05-13-2013, 12:32 PM
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I usually wear underwear... that keeps my "boys" outa harms way...
 
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Sounds like you are trying to tell us your gonads are hanging like 2 golf ***** in a tube sock! Dude, WTF?

Ice 'em down to encourage shrinkage until they are playing turtle in a game of whack-a-mole. Yikes.
 
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I'd try some "weasel squeezer" shorts underneath or at the very least some "whitey tighties". I used to have to wear them when riding my dirt bike. The boys needed to be tight and secure so the bike wouldnt come up and "kiss" em......and it isnt the kiss you look forward to.....TRUST ME!!!
 
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I do think we l need to wait to hear what Drukanfu has to say in this subject. He is always spot on with these kinds of enquiries with his sage advice. Dru-dude, where are you man? We need you!!!!
 
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Old 05-13-2013, 12:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Black King
Sounds like you are trying to tell us your gonads are hanging like 2 golf ***** in a tube sock! Dude, WTF?

Ice 'em down to encourage shrinkage until they are playing turtle in a game of whack-a-mole. Yikes.

thanks, I hadn't thought of that, maybe I should just sit on a freezer pack ...I mean really, thanks for the help...
 
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Originally Posted by RaceFace
I'd try some "weasel squeezer" shorts underneath or at the very least some "whitey tighties". I used to have to wear them when riding my dirt bike. The boys needed to be tight and secure so the bike wouldnt come up and "kiss" em......and it isnt the kiss you look forward to.....TRUST ME!!!
what are weasel squeezers????
 
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I hang mine off the mirrors...it really pisses people off at stop lights and such
 
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Originally Posted by mrfikser
what are weasel squeezers????
Try something like Under Armour compression shorts/underwear. Thats what I wear on long rides, big difference in comforts
 

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