Q: What's the hardest thing about being aLSUTiger fan?
A: Telling your parents that you're gay.:D

Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education on the same day at LSU?

They don't want to wear out the donkey.

This thread has massive potential!

:D

Q: What's the hardest thing about being an Ohio State fan?
A: Accepting the fact that you don't play anybody. You're welcome to mix it up anyday in the SEC.:D

Geaux Tigers!!!

ORIGINAL: 2002fatboy

Q: What's the hardest thing about being an Ohio State fan?
A: Accepting the fact that you don't play anybody. You're welcome to mix it up anyday in the SEC.:D

Geaux Tigers!!!



Dude, you should go read some of the other threads where I easily prove the alleged dominance of the SEC over tOSU or TB10 is, in fact, false.

Now, back on topic...

Why does LSU play on natural grass?

So the cheerleaders can graze at the half.

lolz

You're jokes are as lame and old as the crust in your Mama's underwear! I think it's quite appropriate that your mascot is a nut? Maybe it should be a sweaty ball sack! :D

You're talking lame & old, yet toss out *your momma* smack??

C'mon, dude!

That's all you got! Must be searching the world wide web for some original material? Seriously Ohio State has a great team with a great tradition. I hope that we can win out so we can meet in New Orleans but I'll admit that we haven't been playing that great.

yeah eyeball, I'm from Oklahoma, and I ain't that dumb!!! I don't think your Buckeyes could handle the mighty powerhouse Sooners either!!! Admittedly, your cheerleaders stand out among the rest...seein' how they wear fleacollars and all...

ORIGINAL: ROLLNTIGER

You're jokes are as lame and old as the crust in your Mama's underwear! I think it's quite appropriate that your mascot is a nut? Maybe it should be a sweaty ball sack! :D

[sm=icon_rofl.gif][sm=happybounce.gif]

A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Wanna hear a Buckeye joke?" The guy replies, "Well, before you tell that joke, you should know something. I am 6' tall, 200 lbs. and I am an Ohio State graduate. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", 225 lbs. and he is an Ohio
State graduate. The guy right next to him is 6'5", 250lbs. and he is also an Ohio State graduate. Now, you still wanna tell me that joke?"

The first guy says, "No, not if I'm going to have to explain it three times"


It was reported that the Ohio Football Coach Jim Tressel will only be dressing 20 players for the Michigan game ...the rest of the players will have to dress them selves

Did you hear that the Ohio State University library burned to the ground? All five books in the library were completely destroyed.... the football team is really upset by the fire; they hadn't colored in two of the books
yet!


What's the only sign of intelligent life in Columbus?

Ann Arbor: 187 Miles

Q: What does the average Ohio State University student get on his SAT?

A: Drool

Q: How do you get an Ohio State Graduate off your front porch?

A: Pay him for the pizza.

Four college Alumni were climbing a mountain one day: An OSU grad, a Michigan grad, a Penn State grad, and a Notre Dame grad. Each proclaimed to be the most loyal fan of their alma mater. As they climbed higher, they argued as to which of them was the most loyal of all. They continued to argue all the way to the top when the Notre Dame grad hurled him self off the mountainside shouting "This is for the fighting Irish!" Not wanting to be outdone, the Penn State grad threw him self off the mountain proclaiming, "This is for the Nittany Lions!" Seeing this, the Michigan
grad walked over and shouted, "This is for the Wolverines!" and pushed the Ohio State grad off the mountain

Q: What did the OSU grad say to the Michigan grad?

A: "Welcome to McDonalds. May I take your order please?"

A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, "Your first job will be to sweep the store." But, I'm a OSU graduate," the young man replied indignantly, "I even played football
there!" "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that," said the manager. "Here, give me the broom, I better show you how"

Two Ohio State football players were hootin' and hollerin' while partying on campus when a bartender asked them why they were celebrating. The smart one said proudly that they had just finished a jigsaw puzzle and it only took them two months. "Two months?!" exclaimed the bartender. The Buckeye proudly replied, "Yeah, the box said 4 - 6 years!"

A Buckeye football player was almost killed today in a tragic horse back riding accident. He fell from the horse and was nearly trampled to death. Luckily, the manager of the Wal-Mart came out and unplugged the horse just
in time.--

A little boy and his mother were walking through an Ohio cemetery when they came upon a headstone that read: "Here lies an OSU graduate and a good man." The little boy asked his mother, "Mommy, why did they bury two people in there?"-

Coaches Jim Tressel and Lloyd Carr are walking down the beach talking about the rivalry between Ohio State and Michigan As they are walking, Lloyd trips over something in the sand. Upon closer inspection it turns out to be a genie's lamp. "Who disturbs me?" asked the genie. Jim and
Lloyd both say they did. "You will each get one wish," said the genie. Jim offers to go first. "I want an impenetrable wall built around the entire state of Ohio so that none of those stupid Michiganians can ever get in. I
want it as far down into the ground asit is high and I want it to be completely sealed in so that we can finally have our peace!" The genie grants the wish to Jim and his is instantly whisked away to

ORIGINAL: heywood jablowme

yeah eyeball, I'm from Oklahoma, and I ain't that dumb!!!

You're from Oklahoma! Damn, how does that feel?

Eve texans can make fun of you.

:D

hey eyeore-ball, everybody here is makin fun of You!!!
you're from c- town, huh???
wonder why nobody's asked what the c stands for:D:D:D

What is the definition of safe sex down at LSU?

Putting a sign on the animals that kick.

lolz

What do you have when an LSU fan has drool coming out of both sides of his mouth?

A well balanced trailer.

ORIGINAL: shortfatboy

hey eyeore-ball, everybody here is makin fun of You!!!
you're from c- town, huh???
wonder why nobody's asked what the c stands for:D:D:D



The "C" stands for - Could have played LSU for the national championship this year but they couldn't make it to the big game because they lost to an overrated hillbilly school from a state where shoes are illegal and teeth are a luxury (oh wait, that could be a number of schools from your southern, hick conference I'd better be more specific) KENTUCKY. Didn't Kentucky lose to Mississippi State after that? Boy you guys really do suck, don't you? Talk about an inconsistant conference.

ORIGINAL: evilscotsman

ORIGINAL: shortfatboy

hey eyeore-ball, everybody here is makin fun of You!!!
you're from c- town, huh???
wonder why nobody's asked what the c stands for:D:D:D



The "C" stands for - Could have played LSU for the national championship this year but they couldn't make it to the big game because they lost to an overrated hillbilly school from a state where shoes are illegal and teeth are a luxury (oh wait, that could be a number of schools from your southern, hick conference I'd better be more specific) KENTUCKY. Didn't Kentucky lose to Mississippi State after that? Boy you guys really do suck, don't you? Talk about an inconsistant conference.

Not an inconsistent conference, just the best one in the land from top to bottom, unlike your little 10+1. Do you even drink anything but the OSU koolaide????????????????????? Your view of your conference and team is way out of sync with reality. Like I said before, go to a Doctor, get your dx for Delusions of Grander, get on some Zyprexa and start to see the truth. What ever team wins the SEC Championship game would pound OSU. No question about it, NONE. In fact the BCS game can be done away with all together because the true championship game will be held in December in Atlanta when the SEC crowns their champ.
And after the a$$ pounding OSU will get in the BCS title game, if you make it there, you will be stuck inside only able to look outside at all the snow, unable to ride for another 3 months, while all of the SEC will be able to go out on their bikes and celebrate another championship for the conference. The third one in the decade. ;)

Come on guys...Give it up. Jealousy is an Ugly thing!!!

You guys better enjoy the Big Ten title this year, b/c next year Les "Big Nuts" Miles will be at Michigan winning them every year.[sm=icon_rofl.gif][sm=icon_rofl.gif][sm=laughat.gif]

Yep...if he wins a NC at LSU this year, he's gone to Michigan, and I am betting Spurrier ends up in Baton Rouge.

ORIGINAL: jimbo21165

Yep...if he wins a NC at LSU this year, he's gone to Michigan, and I am betting Spurrier ends up in Baton Rouge.


There are a lot of blogs saying Miles is going to scUM. it makes sense. he was an assistant there, as well as a player there.

Weird thing... He was born and raised in a C-Town 'burb... Elyria.

I think it would be great. tOSU & scUm is THE Greatest Rivalry in all of sports. That's not just me being a tOSU Homer, once again I speak facts.

http://espn.go.com/endofcentury/s/other/bestrivalries.html

Google all ya want, 99% of the sites will say that as well.

Miles to scUm would be fantastic. Not sure if The Sweater Vest Vs Miles would be as good as Woody Vs Bo, but it would be close.

I gotta be honest....I miss ole Bo.....

ORIGINAL: jimbo21165

I gotta be honest....I miss ole Bo.....


There is a band outta C-Bus named The Dead Schembechlers
http://www.deadschembechlers.com/deadschembechlers_002.htm

Even though we are rivals, after Bo passed, they dropped the name for quite a while. They brought it back, but still showed some respect for the man.

I love it in here!! I don't know anywhere else you can go and have this much fun!! Ain't rivalries great!! I mean, look at how this thread started and where it ended up. Damn, I got way too much time on my hands.

ORIGINAL: evilscotsman

I love it in here!! I don't know anywhere else you can go and have this much fun!! Ain't rivalries great!!

Look at the Av...

Cheers, dawg!!

overrated hillbilly school from a state where shoes are illegal and teeth are a luxury
damn, how generalized can ya get??? I'm not from Tennessee, er uh, Mississippi, er, uh, Alabama....

ORIGINAL: Eyeball Kid

ORIGINAL: 2002fatboy

Q: What's the hardest thing about being an Ohio State fan?
A: Accepting the fact that you don't play anybody. You're welcome to mix it up anyday in the SEC.:D

Geaux Tigers!!!



Dude, you should go read some of the other threads where I easily prove the alleged dominance of the SEC over tOSU or TB10 is, in fact, false.

Now, back on topic...

Why does LSU play on natural grass?

So the cheerleaders can graze at the half.

lolz



I rest my case! (Non ranked) Illinois 28 - (Over ranked) Ohio State 21 Your team (and cheerleaders) can graze on grass and grab some bench!

HAHA! I just could not wait to come back and rub some salt in your wounds! Thank you Ron Zook! Hey isn't he the Ex-Florida/SEC coach? [sm=icon_beat.gif]

A late year loss is far worse than an early loss.

[:@]

But, back to the jokes...

How do you castrate an LSU football player?

You hit his sister in the jaw.

lolz

Q: why does Louisiana have hurricanes and Ohio have Cleveland???
A: Louisiana had first choice...

[quote]ORIGINAL: cajunrph

A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Wanna hear a Buckeye joke?" The guy replies, "Well, before you tell that joke, you should know something. I am 6' tall, 200 lbs. and I am an Ohio State graduate. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", 225 lbs. and he is an Ohio
State graduate. The guy right next to him is 6'5", 250lbs. and he is also an Ohio State graduate. Now, you still wanna tell me that joke?"

The first guy says, "No, not if I'm going to have to explain it three times"


It was reported that the Ohio Football Coach Jim Tressel will only be dressing 20 players for the Michigan game ...the rest of the players will have to dress them selves

Did you hear that the Ohio State University library burned to the ground? All five books in the library were completely destroyed.... the football team is really upset by the fire; they hadn't colored in two of the books
yet!


What's the only sign of intelligent life in Columbus?

Ann Arbor: 187 Miles

Q: What does the average Ohio State University student get on his SAT?

A: Drool

Q: How do you get an Ohio State Graduate off your front porch?

A: Pay him for the pizza.

Four college Alumni were climbing a mountain one day: An OSU grad, a Michigan grad, a Penn State grad, and a Notre Dame grad. Each proclaimed to be the most loyal fan of their alma mater. As they climbed higher, they argued as to which of them was the most loyal of all. They continued to argue all the way to the top when the Notre Dame grad hurled him self off the mountainside shouting "This is for the fighting Irish!" Not wanting to be outdone, the Penn State grad threw him self off the mountain proclaiming, "This is for the Nittany Lions!" Seeing this, the Michigan
grad walked over and shouted, "This is for the Wolverines!" and pushed the Ohio State grad off the mountain

Q: What did the OSU grad say to the Michigan grad?

A: "Welcome to McDonalds. May I take your order please?"

A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, "Your first job will be to sweep the store." But, I'm a OSU graduate," the young man replied indignantly, "I even played football
there!" "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that," said the manager. "Here, give me the broom, I better show you how"

Two Ohio State football players were hootin' and hollerin' while partying on campus when a bartender asked them why they were celebrating. The smart one said proudly that they had just finished a jigsaw puzzle and it only took them two months. "Two months?!" exclaimed the bartender. The Buckeye proudly replied, "Yeah, the box said 4 - 6 years!"

A Buckeye football player was almost killed today in a tragic horse back riding accident. He fell from the horse and was nearly trampled to death. Luckily, the manager of the Wal-Mart came out and unplugged the horse just
in time.--

A little boy and his mother were walking through an Ohio cemetery when they came upon a headstone that read: "Here lies an OSU graduate and a good man." The little boy asked his mother, "Mommy, why did they bury two people in there?"-

Coaches Jim Tressel and Lloyd Carr are walking down the beach talking about the rivalry between Ohio State and Michigan As they are walking, Lloyd trips over something in the sand. Upon closer inspection it turns out to be a genie's lamp. "Who disturbs me?" asked the genie. Jim and
Lloyd both say they did. "You will each get one wish," said the genie. Jim offers to go first. "I want an impenetrable wall built around the entire state of Ohio so that none of those stupid Michiganians can ever get in. I
want it as far down into the ground asit is high and I want it to be completely sealed in so that we can finally have our peace!" The genie grants the wish to Jim a

LSU is not really a college. It's a place where Louisiana's fanciest white trash send their sons, daughters, and incestuous mistakes to spend 5 to 7 years screwing around, drinking, and learning etiquette such as how not to crap on the lawn, and which spork is the proper dinner spork with which to eat their roadkill gumbo.

:D

OSU, is atrade schoolwhere all the alumni and fans live in a small little world where the ignore the previous years a$$ whipping, run their mouth while running through the 76th ranked schedule in the country then loses AT HOME TO AN UNRANKED OPPONENT. HAHAHAHA. No BCS champ game this year for you. Too bad, I was looking forward to running through your great D like a hot knife through butter. HA HA HA HA HA HA


Eyeball, YOUR TEAM GOT OWNED. :D MY TEAM ROCKS:D:D:D:D

ORIGINAL: cajunrph

Eyeball. YOUR TEAM GOT OWNED. :D MY TEAM ROCKS:D:D:D:D


We both have a single loss. Both, for all intents and purposes, lost by 7.

But, tOSU didn't blow a 13 point, late 4th quarter lead.

:D

ORIGINAL: Eyeball Kid

ORIGINAL: cajunrph

Eyeball. YOUR TEAM GOT OWNED. :D MY TEAM ROCKS:D:D:D:D


We both have a single loss. Both, for all intents and purposes, lost by 7.

But, tOSU didn't blow a 13 point, late 4th quarter lead.

:D


Maybe so, but we still lost on the road in triple overtime to at the time number 12 ranked team, was as high as 8th, a team that would beat the Illini 9 times out of 10. ;)

Eyeball Kid, must I reiterate? I know it's hard to accept as I stated before you lost to the choir boys but please, get over the fact Ohio State was overranked.

ORIGINAL: 2002fatboy

Q: What's the hardest thing about being an Ohio State fan?
A: Accepting the fact that you don't play anybody. You're welcome to mix it up anyday in the SEC.:D

Geaux Tigers!!!

ORIGINAL: Eyeball Kid

LSU is not really a college. It's a place where Louisiana's fanciest white trash send their sons, daughters, and incestuous mistakes to spend 5 to 7 years screwing around, drinking, and learning etiquette such as how not to crap on the lawn, and which spork is the proper dinner spork with which to eat their roadkill gumbo.

:D



The white trash don't send their kids to LSU. They send them to Tulane who couldn't beat Notre Dame. The 100 degree heat, Nile infested mosquito, swamp living alligator wrangling fur trappers send their kids to LSU where they kick ass on teams that have the misfortune to visit Death Valley.

ORIGINAL: 2002fatboy

Eyeball Kid, must I reiterate? I know it's hard to accept as I stated before you lost to the choir boys but please, get over the fact Ohio State was overranked.

LSU was/is over-rated.

KY proved that.

LSU backed into the number one spot after a loss by tOSU.

Simple logic, huh?

:D

Eyeball, Your team lost to a "non rated" team, and are going for two tomorrow...
tOSU didn't blow a 13 point, late 4th quarter lead.

no, they were "owned" for all 4 quarters, and just "blew" period...
get over the fact Ohio State was overranked.
Illinoise got over that fact, You should too...
that is all...

How is an LSU Cheerleader like a bowling ball?
They get fingered, thrown in the gutter, and they come back for more.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Louisiana?
They couldn't find Three Wise Men or a Virgin.

Why did O.J. hide at LSU after killing his wife?
No one would ever think of looking for a football player there.

Why did O.J. hide at LSU after killing his wife?
cause down there, all the DNA is the same...

I have a fun day ahead of me at work tomorrow, I work with dozens of smart ass Oklahoma fans...
yeah, the "mighty powerhouse sooners" fell to Texass Tech:D

ORIGINAL: Eyeball Kid

Why did O.J. hide at LSU after killing his wife?
No one would ever think of looking for a football player there.


Ball. You got the joke wrong.
It's because noone would ever think of looking for a Heisman Trophy winner in Baton Rouge.

How do you get an OhioSU cheerleader in your dorm room.
You grease her hips and push.

Why did OhioSU consider changing their school colors to include orange.
So the fans could wear the color to the game on Saturday, deer hunt on Sunday and pick up trash on the highway the rest of the week.

How do you tell if an OhioSU player has a girlfriend.
There's a tobacco stain on both corners of his mouth.

What do you get if you have 32 OhioSU cheerleaders in one room.
A full set of teeth.

what sets the Ohio St cheerleaders apart from the rest???
They all wear flea collars

How do you pick out the Auburn bride at a wedding?

She's the one wearing the clean t-shirt.

ORIGINAL: Eyeball Kid

ORIGINAL: 2002fatboy

Eyeball Kid, must I reiterate? I know it's hard to accept as I stated before you lost to the choir boys but please, get over the fact Ohio State was overranked.

LSU was/is over-rated.

KY proved that.

LSU backed into the number one spot after a loss by tOSU.

Simple logic, huh?

:D



Eyeball, reread this earlier post. The choir boys that beat your overranked boys were not ranked.

quote:

ORIGINAL: Eyeball Kid

quote:

ORIGINAL: cajunrph

Eyeball. YOUR TEAM GOT OWNED. MY TEAM ROCKS


We both have a single loss. Both, for all intents and purposes, lost by 7.

But, tOSU didn't blow a 13 point, late 4th quarter lead.




Maybe so, but we still lost on the road in triple overtime to at the time number 12 ranked team, was as high as 8th, a team that would beat the Illini 9 times out of 10.

ORIGINAL: 2002fatboy
Maybe so, but we still lost on the road in triple overtime to at the time number 12 ranked team, was as high as 8th, a team that would beat the Illini 9 times out of 10.

All that shows me, is UK was over-rated at the time they played LSU.

Where are they now?

Number 27, that's where.

And, Illinois who beat tOSU...

Number 17.

Logic tells me, tOSU lost to a better team, than LSU lost to.

And tOSU didn't choke in doing so.

All that shows me, is UK was over-rated at the time they played LSU.

Where are they now?

Number 27, that's where.

And, Illinois who beat tOSU...

Number 17.

Logic tells me, tOSU lost to a better team, than LSU lost to.

And tOSU didn't choke in doing so.



Amen to that eyeball. [sm=deal.gif][sm=icon_cheers.gif]

ORIGINAL: Eyeball Kid

ORIGINAL: 2002fatboy
Maybe so, but we still lost on the road in triple overtime to at the time number 12 ranked team, was as high as 8th, a team that would beat the Illini 9 times out of 10.

All that shows me, is UK was over-rated at the time they played LSU.

Where are they now?

Number 27, that's where.

And, Illinois who beat tOSU...

Number 17.

Logic tells me, tOSU lost to a better team, than LSU lost to.

And tOSU didn't choke in doing so.



Oh State never played anyone higher than a #21 ranking at the time of play. #21 twice and #25 once. 5 of their oppenents currently have even or losing records. Currently the best rankings for opponents beaten is #17 and #21. LSU, on the other hand, have beaten two teams currently ranked #8 and #12 with the worst top 25 ranking at time of play being #17 three times, #12 once, and #9 twice. You have to look beyond your distorted "logic" and look at who LSU has played versus who OH State has played. Rankings and strength of schedule speak for themselves.

ORIGINAL: 2002fatboy

ORIGINAL: Eyeball Kid

ORIGINAL: 2002fatboy
Maybe so, but we still lost on the road in triple overtime to at the time number 12 ranked team, was as high as 8th, a team that would beat the Illini 9 times out of 10.

All that shows me, is UK was over-rated at the time they played LSU.

Where are they now?

Number 27, that's where.

And, Illinois who beat tOSU...

Number 17.

Logic tells me, tOSU lost to a better team, than LSU lost to.

And tOSU didn't choke in doing so.



Oh State never played anyone higher than a #21 ranking at the time of play. #21 twice and #25 once. 5 of their oppenents currently have even or losing records. Currently the best rankings for opponents beaten is #17 and #21. LSU, on the other hand, have beaten two teams currently ranked #8 and #12 with the worst top 25 ranking at time of play being #17 three times, #12 once, and #9 twice. You have to look beyond your distorted "logic" and look at who LSU has played versus who OH State has played. Rankings and strength of schedule speak for themselves.

My logic isn't distorted. It's you being a myopic LSU fan that distorts your views.

You can spin it all you like, but bottom line fact is tOSU's loss was to a better team than the LSU loss.

If you think about it, logically, strength of schedule means nothing this year, this year there have been so many upsets by weak teams.

You have a chance at being upset this year than in any other year - so really strength of schedule means nothing because every week is a chance at losing.

Bottom line, there are six or eight teams this year that, if paired in the MNC game, could win on any given day.

You just better hope LSU can take care of it's own business, the way tOSU did.

ORIGINAL: Eyeball Kid


You can spin it all you like, but bottom line fact is tOSU's loss was to a better team than the LSU loss.


Gonna have to call BS on this one eye. All of KU loses came to teams in the SEC. All of them. Each one to a better team than the Illini. Even MSU would beat the Illini this year. You can spin it like you want but there is no one outside of the osu nation who for one moment thinks LSU is over rated and OSU is not. That is sheer stupidity. It is very convenient when you use strength of schedule when you want to, and then toss it out the window when you don't agree with the conclusion.The mere fact that an Arkansas fan defends LSU should tell you something. The bottom line is LSU has beaten more teams ranked that OSU has played this year.The one we lost to was ranked 12th at the time, on the road in triple overtime, not an unranked opponent at home, sounds familiar????I don't know if we will run the rest of the games.It is never an easy road in the SEC. Unlikethe conferences withoutchampionship games we have one against a possible additional top 10opponent.Over rated would never apply to a SEC champ at anytime. Overrated applies to a team who doesn't have to play a conference championship game, last game is 6 weeks before the title game, and loses to an unranked opponent before getting there.

What is needed is a playoff system so everyone can see for real the true dominate conference in the land. My guess that that conference would be from the south. SEC or the Big 12.

ORIGINAL: shortfatboy
what sets the Ohio St cheerleaders apart from the rest???
They all wear flea collars


Hey shorthungboy, I see you're from Alma, Arkansas. I hear they have anSEC cheerleader of the yearcompetition each year at your annual Spinach Fest. Here's a picture of this years winner:

http://www.almachamber.com/spinachfestival/pics2007/photo1.php?Qwd=./21st%20Annual%20Spinach%20Festival&Qif=scan0003.jp g&Qiv=thumbs&Qis=S

Damn, you guys sure do know how to raise some biggun's down there![sm=smiley36.gif][sm=smiley36.gif][sm=smiley36.gif]:D:D:D
She's a real homegrown cutie!! Sooooooooey!!

That is the lady who was singing at half time of the OSU Florida game in January.[sm=icon_rofl.gif]

ORIGINAL: cajunrph
Gonna have to call BS on this one eye. All of KU loses came to teams in the SEC. All of them. Each one to a better team than the Illini. Even MSU would beat the Illini this year.

Why does it matter where KUs losses came from? I really doubt all these teams you speak of are capable of beating Illi.

ORIGINAL: cajunrph
You can spin it like you want but there is no one outside of the osu nation who for one moment thinks LSU is over rated and OSU is not. That is sheer stupidity.

You need to read something more than a Harley forum.

http://collegefootball.rivals.com/forum.asp?sid=1144&fid=2150
http://www.cfbdatawarehouse.com/index.php
http://www.fannation.com/fannation/sport_front?sport_id=4
http://mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?s=451#s=451

Even your own boys get worried...
http://www.tigerforums.com/

ORIGINAL: cajunrph
The mere fact that an Arkansas fan defends LSU should tell you something. The bottom line is LSU has beaten more teams ranked that OSU has played this year.The one we lost to was ranked 12th at the time, on the road in triple overtime, not an unranked opponent at home, sounds familiar????

I'd have to say the Arky fan is a bandwagon-jumper, who will dump LSU for the next SEC team that does well.

And again, tOSU didn't blow a late 4th quarter BIG lead and get owned.

ORIGINAL: cajunrph

Overrated applies to a team who doesn't have to play a conference championship game, last game is 6 weeks before the title game, and loses to an unranked opponent before getting there.

OK, so because the conferences are set up different, any B10 team is overrated?

You're grasping at straws now, dawg.

ORIGINAL: evilscotsman

ORIGINAL: shortfatboy
what sets the Ohio St cheerleaders apart from the rest???
They all wear flea collars


Hey shorthungboy, I see you're from Alma, Arkansas. I hear they have anSEC cheerleader of the yearcompetition each year at your annual Spinach Fest. Here's a picture of this years winner:

<InsertBigFatBroadPic>

Damn, you guys sure do know how to raise some biggun's down there![sm=smiley36.gif][sm=smiley36.gif][sm=smiley36.gif]:D:D:D
She's a real homegrown cutie!! Sooooooooey!!


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Nice find!

ORIGINAL: cajunrph

That is the lady who was singing at half time of the OSU Florida game in January.[sm=icon_rofl.gif]


Those were Fla broads from Habitat for Humanity.

;)

nice job evilscotsman, you now have made fun of my own cousin/wife/ex-wife/and now cousin again:D
and eyeball, the one word that describes You best, is cheerleader...
bandwagoner, is that the same as hater of over-rated buckeyes???
there's folks from everywhere that enjoy seeing a team like LSU beat the buttguys...
I hate Florida, but still enjoyed seeing them show You guys which conference is superior
lucky for You guys You wont even rate high enough to be in the championship game to take that SEC ass whoopin again this year...
fact is tOSU's loss was to a better team than the LSU loss.
you need to lay the crack pipe down, and STFU...

ORIGINAL: shortfatboy
nice job evilscotsman, you now have made fun of my own cousin/wife/ex-wife/and now cousin again:D


She's kinda' growing on me. I mean big girls need some love too. Besides, she does have a pretty face. Maybe I'll take a trip down there and sweephere off her feet (there will be plenty of rigging and heavy machinery involved in this maneuver). Hell, maybe then I could introduce someBuckeye blood into the shortfatfamily and try to undo some of thegenetic flaws from all thatthick inbreeding going on down there. What do you think cuz? Then you me and all the rest of the family could sit down and watch the big bowl game together while we munch on some boiled alligator penis and swill back some 'shine. I can here the banjos already!!

ORIGINAL: Eyeball Kid


Why does it matter where KUs losses came from? I really doubt all these teams you speak of are capable of beating Illi.
The teams defeating them is what matters, they are from the most dominate conference in the land. And you must be kidding if you think, Florida, South Carolina, Georgia and Mississippi State, can't beat the Illini. May be State can't, but the other three will hand them their heads. Think before you type man. Come on I know(hope) you are smarter than that.



You need to read something more than a Harley forum.

http://collegefootball.rivals.com/forum.asp?sid=1144&fid=2150
http://www.cfbdatawarehouse.com/index.php
http://www.fannation.com/fannation/sport_front?sport_id=4
http://mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?s=451#s=451

Every one is a forum, and on forums any homer can register and say outlandish things about their team no matter if no one else thinks in their demented way. Find out what the writers think, or may be you have and don't like their opinion.

Even your own boys get worried...
http://www.tigerforums.com/

Did you register on the forum to start sh*t??????

I'd have to say the Arky fan is a bandwagon-jumper, who will dump LSU for the next SEC team that does well.
No it bodes well for the SEC, The Short one is an football fan first and formost, a Razorback fan, and a SEC fan. Hell last year we were all cheering on Florida while they stomped osu a$$. Do you know how close we all came to doing the gator chomp. Man it was scary.

And again, tOSU didn't blow a late 4th quarter BIG lead and get owned.
No you lost at home to an unranked team and never had a big lead. Once again losing in triple overtime on the road to a ranked opponent is not being owned. Losing 41-14 in the BCS championship game to the second best team in the SEC is being owned. [sm=owned.gif]


OK, so because the conferences are set up different, any B10 team is overrated?

You're grasping at straws now, dawg.

No because the little 10+1 didn't follow suit with the SEC and the Big 12 in having conference championships, makes them an inferior conference in my eyes. Pac 10 also, every conference needs a conference championship, all of them. AND DON'T CALL ME A DAWG . I'M A TIGER. I DON'T GO AROUND CALLING YOU BIG BLUE DO I??????????????????????:D:D:D:D:D



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while we munch on some boiled alligator penis
you must have me mixed up with eyeball kid...
I've never been tempted or really entertained the thought of partaking in any penis ingesting activity, but You guys " do what makes You happy..."

opps forgot a joke

Q: What do Ohio State and pot have in common?A: They both get smoked in bowls

Now that right there is funny, I don't care who you are.

ORIGINAL: Eyeball Kid

ORIGINAL: 2002fatboy

ORIGINAL: Eyeball Kid

ORIGINAL: 2002fatboy
Maybe so, but we still lost on the road in triple overtime to at the time number 12 ranked team, was as high as 8th, a team that would beat the Illini 9 times out of 10.

All that shows me, is UK was over-rated at the time they played LSU.

Where are they now?

Number 27, that's where.

And, Illinois who beat tOSU...

Number 17.

Logic tells me, tOSU lost to a better team, than LSU lost to.

And tOSU didn't choke in doing so.



Oh State never played anyone higher than a #21 ranking at the time of play. #21 twice and #25 once. 5 of their oppenents currently have even or losing records. Currently the best rankings for opponents beaten is #17 and #21. LSU, on the other hand, have beaten two teams currently ranked #8 and #12 with the worst top 25 ranking at time of play being #17 three times, #12 once, and #9 twice. You have to look beyond your distorted "logic" and look at who LSU has played versus who OH State has played. Rankings and strength of schedule speak for themselves.

My logic isn't distorted. It's you being a myopic LSU fan that distorts your views.

You can spin it all you like, but bottom line fact is tOSU's loss was to a better team than the LSU loss.

If you think about it, logically, strength of schedule means nothing this year, this year there have been so many upsets by weak teams.

You have a chance at being upset this year than in any other year - so really strength of schedule means nothing because every week is a chance at losing.

Bottom line, there are six or eight teams this year that, if paired in the MNC game, could win on any given day.

You just better hope LSU can take care of it's own business, the way tOSU did.


No spin on my part eyeball, only current season facts are stated. And your twisted logic of "so really strength of schedule means nothing because every week is a chance at losing", then let's put Hawaii at number one, huh? My postings are only because you came out with smack starting the thread aimed at LSU fans only and now after starting it, you have egg on your face because you had to accept the fact that OH State is over ranked and lost in a creampuff conference. Only business OSU took care of this year was at Duncan Donuts. Your cheerleaders and team kept them in business pigging out on creampuffs all season.

ORIGINAL: cajunrph

The teams defeating them is what matters, they are from the most dominate conference in the land. And you must be kidding if you think, Florida, South Carolina, Georgia and Mississippi State, can't beat the Illini. May be State can't, but the other three will hand them their heads. Think before you type man. Come on I know(hope) you are smarter than that.

No you lost at home to an unranked team and never had a big lead. Once again losing in triple overtime on the road to a ranked opponent is not being owned. Losing 41-14 in the BCS championship game to the second best team in the SEC is being owned. [sm=owned.gif]


Ya know, I'll give you the SEC is strong this year. But most dominate? Won't go that far. TB10 & TP10 are doing pretty well. Being a homer, I can see why you'd make those claims.

As well as sticking up for a meltdown by LSU when they blew the game to KU.

I'd rather lose a close game like tOSU did, than to have your ass handed to you after leading big late in the game.

I would call that being owned. And if it happened to tOSU, you'd say the same.

;)

Yes, we lost last years MNC... but what happened when we played "The best team ever in Florida"?

I'm pretty sure WE have a ring from that game, amIrite?

You guys really need to let last years MNC game go. Makes you sound... wel.. ya know...

SEC Football ain't bad, but it sure ain't any better than TB10 Football.

You will all see that come bowl season.

ORIGINAL: shortfatboy

while we munch on some boiled alligator penis
you must have me mixed up with eyeball kid...
I've never been tempted or really entertained the thought of partaking in any penis ingesting activity, but You guys " do what makes You happy..."


Panties still in a bunch, huh?

well, when scots mentioned munching on penis I figured he meant You:D

SEC Football ain't bad, but it sure ain't any better than TB10 Football.

still got those beer goggles on, huh?

ORIGINAL: shortfatboy
well, when scots mentioned munching on penis I figured he meant You:D


Okay, I retract my "boiled alligator penis" comment. There's to much rampant homosexual activity starting to stir around in here. I apologize for introducing the whole notion. This is a little off topic, buta buddy of mine used to live down in the Florida Everglades region and he said he went to a BBQ with some Cajun friendsand they were serving alligator, rattlesnake, and something called "swamp cabbage". Does anyone know what the hell "swamp cabbage" is. Serious replies only please.

hey evil, I knew You were just b.s.ing, all in good fun here...

ORIGINAL: Eyeball Kid

ORIGINAL: 2002fatboy

Q: What's the hardest thing about being an Ohio State fan?
A: Accepting the fact that you don't play anybody. You're welcome to mix it up anyday in the SEC.:D

Geaux Tigers!!!



Dude, you should go read some of the other threads where I easily prove the alleged dominance of the SEC over tOSU or TB10 is, in fact, false.

Now, back on topic...

Why does LSU play on natural grass?

So the cheerleaders can graze at the half.

lolz



Did you include OSU's record in bowl games vs the SEC in those other threads? 0-8

ORIGINAL: evilscotsman


Does anyone know what the hell "swamp cabbage" is. Serious replies only please.

http://www.marshbunny.com/recipes/cabbage.html
Haven't heard of it but found this on the web.

"alleged dominance of the SEC over tOSU or TB10 is, in fact, false." That is a funny word alleged and so is false. What was the score of the game;) and by the way what was the score of last years game;)?

Some of your jokes were funny and I got a good laugh but the "alleged dominance of the SEC over tOSU or TB10 is, in fact, false." BS made me laugh the most:D:D:D. 0-9 NOW in bowl games against the SEC. Dominance over made me smile though:)especially after watching the game;)

Sincerely, good luck next year.
GEAUX TIGERS, LSU!!!

LATER
ICE




ORIGINAL: BLSdisciple

ORIGINAL: Eyeball Kid

ORIGINAL: 2002fatboy

Q: What's the hardest thing about being an Ohio State fan?
A: Accepting the fact that you don't play anybody. You're welcome to mix it up anyday in the SEC.:D

Geaux Tigers!!!



Dude, you should go read some of the other threads where I easily prove the alleged dominance of the SEC over tOSU or TB10 is, in fact, false.

Now, back on topic...

Why does LSU play on natural grass?

So the cheerleaders can graze at the half.

lolz



Did you include OSU's record in bowl games vs the SEC in those other threads? 0-8

Eyeball kid is just a mock on himself, all OSU is tiger bait.

ORIGINAL: MayhemMike

Eyeball kid is just a mock on himself, all OSU is tiger bait.


Kinda Quiet now after the game is over HUH?
No smack talking??
No jokes??

Just us LSU fans hangin around

Later
ICE

ORIGINAL: ICE17N24

ORIGINAL: MayhemMike

Eyeball kid is just a mock on himself, all OSU is tiger bait.


Kinda Quiet now after the game is over HUH?
No smack talking??
No jokes??

Just us LSU fans hangin around

Later
ICE


Where were you during the season?

After the game, I manned-up and came back into the threads.

There were plenty more than just this one, dawg.

ORIGINAL: Eyeball Kid

ORIGINAL: ICE17N24

ORIGINAL: MayhemMike

Eyeball kid is just a mock on himself, all OSU is tiger bait.


Kinda Quiet now after the game is over HUH?
No smack talking??
No jokes??

Just us LSU fans hangin around

Later
ICE


Where were you during the season?

After the game, I manned-up and came back into the threads.

There were plenty more than just this one, dawg.



I'll vouch for ya' Eyeball. You were here all along and a good sport about it all. All y'all remember. The sun don't shine on the same dog's a*s all the time.

No but it shines bright on a tigers a$$ now.:D

I just wanted to see if this thread was still active. Damn, its funny reading all this stuff after its been so long. Its crazy how rowdywe get during CFB season! I hope everyone knows its all in good fun. I love riding my rival like a fair pony! It doesn't get any better. Unless your team ends up on top. Unfortunately it wasn't meant to be for my Bucks last year. This year, however, is a different story. We'll all have to see how it unfolds. See ya in the trenches boys. Thanks so much to shortfatboy, cajunrph, tbone52 and eyeball for making this such a fun place to hangout. And to all the newcomers who threw their smack in at the end, you guys missed out on a dandy of a fight. You are like the little boys who couldn't make the battle but walked around afterwards to pickup the dead! Your smack doesn't count. Till we meet again.

- Evil