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RE: LSU fans only! - 11/6/2007 5:11:16 PM
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Eyeball Kid
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Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education on the same day at LSU?
They don't want to wear out the donkey.
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RE: LSU fans only! - 11/6/2007 5:11:58 PM
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Eyeball Kid
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This thread has massive potential!
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RE: LSU fans only! - 11/7/2007 5:53:58 AM
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Q: What's the hardest thing about being an Ohio State fan?
A: Accepting the fact that you don't play anybody. You're welcome to mix it up anyday in the SEC.
Geaux Tigers!!!
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RE: LSU fans only! - 11/7/2007 1:59:37 PM
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Q: What's the hardest thing about being an Ohio State fan?
A: Accepting the fact that you don't play anybody. You're welcome to mix it up anyday in the SEC.
Geaux Tigers!!!
Dude, you should go read some of the other threads where I easily prove the alleged dominance of the SEC over tOSU or TB10 is, in fact, false.
Now, back on topic...
Why does LSU play on natural grass?
So the cheerleaders can graze at the half.
lolz
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RE: LSU fans only! - 11/7/2007 2:09:34 PM
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You're jokes are as lame and old as the crust in your Mama's underwear! I think it's quite appropriate that your mascot is a nut? Maybe it should be a sweaty ball sack!
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RE: LSU fans only! - 11/7/2007 4:08:57 PM
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Eyeball Kid
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You're talking lame & old, yet toss out *your momma* smack??
C'mon, dude!
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RE: LSU fans only! - 11/7/2007 5:40:12 PM
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That's all you got! Must be searching the world wide web for some original material? Seriously Ohio State has a great team with a great tradition. I hope that we can win out so we can meet in New Orleans but I'll admit that we haven't been playing that great.
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RE: LSU fans only! - 11/7/2007 6:06:11 PM
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yeah eyeball, I'm from Oklahoma, and I ain't that dumb!!! I don't think your Buckeyes could handle the mighty powerhouse Sooners either!!! Admittedly, your cheerleaders stand out among the rest...seein' how they wear fleacollars and all...
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RE: LSU fans only! - 11/7/2007 8:15:54 PM
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You're jokes are as lame and old as the crust in your Mama's underwear! I think it's quite appropriate that your mascot is a nut? Maybe it should be a sweaty ball sack!
 
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RE: LSU fans only! - 11/7/2007 8:48:34 PM
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A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Wanna hear a Buckeye joke?" The guy replies, "Well, before you tell that joke, you should know something. I am 6' tall, 200 lbs. and I am an Ohio State graduate. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", 225 lbs. and he is an Ohio
State graduate. The guy right next to him is 6'5", 250lbs. and he is also an Ohio State graduate. Now, you still wanna tell me that joke?"
The first guy says, "No, not if I'm going to have to explain it three times"
It was reported that the Ohio Football Coach Jim Tressel will only be dressing 20 players for the Michigan game ...the rest of the players will have to dress them selves
Did you hear that the Ohio State University library burned to the ground? All five books in the library were completely destroyed.... the football team is really upset by the fire; they hadn't colored in two of the books
yet!
What's the only sign of intelligent life in Columbus?
Ann Arbor: 187 Miles
Q: What does the average Ohio State University student get on his SAT?
A: Drool
Q: How do you get an Ohio State Graduate off your front porch?
A: Pay him for the pizza.
Four college Alumni were climbing a mountain one day: An OSU grad, a Michigan grad, a Penn State grad, and a Notre Dame grad. Each proclaimed to be the most loyal fan of their alma mater. As they climbed higher, they argued as to which of them was the most loyal of all. They continued to argue all the way to the top when the Notre Dame grad hurled him self off the mountainside shouting "This is for the fighting Irish!" Not wanting to be outdone, the Penn State grad threw him self off the mountain proclaiming, "This is for the Nittany Lions!" Seeing this, the Michigan
grad walked over and shouted, "This is for the Wolverines!" and pushed the Ohio State grad off the mountain
Q: What did the OSU grad say to the Michigan grad?
A: "Welcome to McDonalds. May I take your order please?"
A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, "Your first job will be to sweep the store." But, I'm a OSU graduate," the young man replied indignantly, "I even played football
there!" "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that," said the manager. "Here, give me the broom, I better show you how"
Two Ohio State football players were hootin' and hollerin' while partying on campus when a bartender asked them why they were celebrating. The smart one said proudly that they had just finished a jigsaw puzzle and it only took them two months. "Two months?!" exclaimed the bartender. The Buckeye proudly replied, "Yeah, the box said 4 - 6 years!"
A Buckeye football player was almost killed today in a tragic horse back riding accident. He fell from the horse and was nearly trampled to death. Luckily, the manager of the Wal-Mart came out and unplugged the horse just
in time.--
A little boy and his mother were walking through an Ohio cemetery when they came upon a headstone that read: "Here lies an OSU graduate and a good man." The little boy asked his mother, "Mommy, why did they bury two people in there?"-
Coaches Jim Tressel and Lloyd Carr are walking down the beach talking about the rivalry between Ohio State and Michigan As they are walking, Lloyd trips over something in the sand. Upon closer inspection it turns out to be a genie's lamp. "Who disturbs me?" asked the genie. Jim and
Lloyd both say they did. "You will each get one wish," said the genie. Jim offers to go first. "I want an impenetrable wall built around the entire state of Ohio so that none of those stupid Michiganians can ever get in. I
want it as far down into the ground asit is high and I want it to be completely sealed in so that we can finally have our peace!" The genie grants the wish to Jim and his is instantly whisked away to
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RE: LSU fans only! - 11/8/2007 1:37:27 AM
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yeah eyeball, I'm from Oklahoma, and I ain't that dumb!!!
You're from Oklahoma! Damn, how does that feel?
Eve texans can make fun of you.
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RE: LSU fans only! - 11/8/2007 3:18:02 AM
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hey eyeore-ball, everybody here is makin fun of You!!!
you're from c- town, huh???
wonder why nobody's asked what the c stands for
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RE: LSU fans only! - 11/8/2007 12:59:07 PM
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Eyeball Kid
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What is the definition of safe sex down at LSU?
Putting a sign on the animals that kick.
lolz
What do you have when an LSU fan has drool coming out of both sides of his mouth?
A well balanced trailer.
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RE: LSU fans only! - 11/8/2007 7:52:36 PM
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hey eyeore-ball, everybody here is makin fun of You!!!
you're from c- town, huh???
wonder why nobody's asked what the c stands for
The "C" stands for - Could have played LSU for the national championship this year but they couldn't make it to the big game because they lost to an overrated hillbilly school from a state where shoes are illegal and teeth are a luxury (oh wait, that could be a number of schools from your southern, hick conference I'd better be more specific) KENTUCKY. Didn't Kentucky lose to Mississippi State after that? Boy you guys really do suck, don't you? Talk about an inconsistant conference.
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RE: LSU fans only! - 11/9/2007 6:02:52 AM
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ORIGINAL: shortfatboy
hey eyeore-ball, everybody here is makin fun of You!!!
you're from c- town, huh???
wonder why nobody's asked what the c stands for
The "C" stands for - Could have played LSU for the national championship this year but they couldn't make it to the big game because they lost to an overrated hillbilly school from a state where shoes are illegal and teeth are a luxury (oh wait, that could be a number of schools from your southern, hick conference I'd better be more specific) KENTUCKY. Didn't Kentucky lose to Mississippi State after that? Boy you guys really do suck, don't you? Talk about an inconsistant conference.
Not an inconsistent conference, just the best one in the land from top to bottom, unlike your little 10+1. Do you even drink anything but the OSU koolaide????????????????????? Your view of your conference and team is way out of sync with reality. Like I said before, go to a Doctor, get your dx for Delusions of Grander, get on some Zyprexa and start to see the truth. What ever team wins the SEC Championship game would pound OSU. No question about it, NONE. In fact the BCS game can be done away with all together because the true championship game will be held in December in Atlanta when the SEC crowns their champ.
And after the a$$ pounding OSU will get in the BCS title game, if you make it there, you will be stuck inside only able to look outside at all the snow, unable to ride for another 3 months, while all of the SEC will be able to go out on their bikes and celebrate another championship for the conference. The third one in the decade. 
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RE: LSU fans only! - 11/9/2007 7:54:09 AM
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Come on guys...Give it up. Jealousy is an Ugly thing!!!
You guys better enjoy the Big Ten title this year, b/c next year Les "Big Nuts" Miles will be at Michigan winning them every year.
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RE: LSU fans only! - 11/9/2007 8:39:01 AM
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Yep...if he wins a NC at LSU this year, he's gone to Michigan, and I am betting Spurrier ends up in Baton Rouge.
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RE: LSU fans only! - 11/9/2007 1:48:24 PM
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Yep...if he wins a NC at LSU this year, he's gone to Michigan, and I am betting Spurrier ends up in Baton Rouge.
There are a lot of blogs saying Miles is going to scUM. it makes sense. he was an assistant there, as well as a player there.
Weird thing... He was born and raised in a C-Town 'burb... Elyria.
I think it would be great. tOSU & scUm is THE Greatest Rivalry in all of sports. That's not just me being a tOSU Homer, once again I speak facts.
http://espn.go.com/endofcentury/s/other/bestrivalries.html
Google all ya want, 99% of the sites will say that as well.
Miles to scUm would be fantastic. Not sure if The Sweater Vest Vs Miles would be as good as Woody Vs Bo, but it would be close.
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RE: LSU fans only! - 11/9/2007 2:29:34 PM
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I gotta be honest....I miss ole Bo.....
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RE: LSU fans only! - 11/9/2007 2:39:52 PM
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I gotta be honest....I miss ole Bo.....
There is a band outta C-Bus named The Dead Schembechlers
http://www.deadschembechlers.com/deadschembechlers_002.htm
Even though we are rivals, after Bo passed, they dropped the name for quite a while. They brought it back, but still showed some respect for the man.
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RE: LSU fans only! - 11/9/2007 5:07:55 PM
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I love it in here!! I don't know anywhere else you can go and have this much fun!! Ain't rivalries great!! I mean, look at how this thread started and where it ended up. Damn, I got way too much time on my hands.
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RE: LSU fans only! - 11/9/2007 5:13:47 PM
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I love it in here!! I don't know anywhere else you can go and have this much fun!! Ain't rivalries great!!
Look at the Av...
Cheers, dawg!!
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RE: LSU fans only! - 11/10/2007 9:10:56 AM
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overrated hillbilly school from a state where shoes are illegal and teeth are a luxury
damn, how generalized can ya get??? I'm not from Tennessee, er uh, Mississippi, er, uh, Alabama....
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RE: LSU fans only! - 11/10/2007 4:38:20 PM
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Q: What's the hardest thing about being an Ohio State fan?
A: Accepting the fact that you don't play anybody. You're welcome to mix it up anyday in the SEC.
Geaux Tigers!!!
Dude, you should go read some of the other threads where I easily prove the alleged dominance of the SEC over tOSU or TB10 is, in fact, false.
Now, back on topic...
Why does LSU play on natural grass?
So the cheerleaders can graze at the half.
lolz
I rest my case! (Non ranked) Illinois 28 - (Over ranked) Ohio State 21 Your team (and cheerleaders) can graze on grass and grab some bench!
< Message edited by 2002fatboy -- 11/10/2007 5:01:25 PM >
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RE: LSU fans only! - 11/10/2007 8:01:13 PM
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HAHA! I just could not wait to come back and rub some salt in your wounds! Thank you Ron Zook! Hey isn't he the Ex-Florida/SEC coach? 
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RE: LSU fans only! - 11/11/2007 5:28:38 AM
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A late year loss is far worse than an early loss.
But, back to the jokes...
How do you castrate an LSU football player?
You hit his sister in the jaw.
lolz
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RE: LSU fans only! - 11/11/2007 6:48:14 AM
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Q: why does Louisiana have hurricanes and Ohio have Cleveland???
A: Louisiana had first choice...
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RE: LSU fans only! - 11/11/2007 7:10:32 AM
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ORIGINAL: cajunrph
A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Wanna hear a Buckeye joke?" The guy replies, "Well, before you tell that joke, you should know something. I am 6' tall, 200 lbs. and I am an Ohio State graduate. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", 225 lbs. and he is an Ohio
State graduate. The guy right next to him is 6'5", 250lbs. and he is also an Ohio State graduate. Now, you still wanna tell me that joke?"
The first guy says, "No, not if I'm going to have to explain it three times"
It was reported that the Ohio Football Coach Jim Tressel will only be dressing 20 players for the Michigan game ...the rest of the players will have to dress them selves
Did you hear that the Ohio State University library burned to the ground? All five books in the library were completely destroyed.... the football team is really upset by the fire; they hadn't colored in two of the books
yet!
What's the only sign of intelligent life in Columbus?
Ann Arbor: 187 Miles
Q: What does the average Ohio State University student get on his SAT?
A: Drool
Q: How do you get an Ohio State Graduate off your front porch?
A: Pay him for the pizza.
Four college Alumni were climbing a mountain one day: An OSU grad, a Michigan grad, a Penn State grad, and a Notre Dame grad. Each proclaimed to be the most loyal fan of their alma mater. As they climbed higher, they argued as to which of them was the most loyal of all. They continued to argue all the way to the top when the Notre Dame grad hurled him self off the mountainside shouting "This is for the fighting Irish!" Not wanting to be outdone, the Penn State grad threw him self off the mountain proclaiming, "This is for the Nittany Lions!" Seeing this, the Michigan
grad walked over and shouted, "This is for the Wolverines!" and pushed the Ohio State grad off the mountain
Q: What did the OSU grad say to the Michigan grad?
A: "Welcome to McDonalds. May I take your order please?"
A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, "Your first job will be to sweep the store." But, I'm a OSU graduate," the young man replied indignantly, "I even played football
there!" "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that," said the manager. "Here, give me the broom, I better show you how"
Two Ohio State football players were hootin' and hollerin' while partying on campus when a bartender asked them why they were celebrating. The smart one said proudly that they had just finished a jigsaw puzzle and it only took them two months. "Two months?!" exclaimed the bartender. The Buckeye proudly replied, "Yeah, the box said 4 - 6 years!"
A Buckeye football player was almost killed today in a tragic horse back riding accident. He fell from the horse and was nearly trampled to death. Luckily, the manager of the Wal-Mart came out and unplugged the horse just
in time.--
A little boy and his mother were walking through an Ohio cemetery when they came upon a headstone that read: "Here lies an OSU graduate and a good man." The little boy asked his mother, "Mommy, why did they bury two people in there?"-
Coaches Jim Tressel and Lloyd Carr are walking down the beach talking about the rivalry between Ohio State and Michigan As they are walking, Lloyd trips over something in the sand. Upon closer inspection it turns out to be a genie's lamp. "Who disturbs me?" asked the genie. Jim and
Lloyd both say they did. "You will each get one wish," said the genie. Jim offers to go first. "I want an impenetrable wall built around the entire state of Ohio so that none of those stupid Michiganians can ever get in. I
want it as far down into the ground asit is high and I want it to be completely sealed in so that we can finally have our peace!" The genie grants the wish to Jim a
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