[blockquote]Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away,
Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old
grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather
had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while
we were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie told her
grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would
surely be asking for trouble.

"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age,
we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring.
It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous,
simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."

She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the
ice cream truck hadn't come along"
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[sm=lol.gif] [sm=icon_rofl.gif]Damn ice cream truck...

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Yeah, but what a way to go.

haha lmao

thats a good one

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I figured he'd throw is back out first

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Live life with no regrets!

Soft or Hard ice cream??

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