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RE: You Might Be A Biker If.... - 3/5/2008 10:10:28 PM   
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You have a new basket case bike to go with the old coffin tank,maltise cross mirrors,and tombstone tail light,and it's all hidden under used beer cans in your friends shed.

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RE: You Might Be A Biker If.... - 3/6/2008 2:48:36 PM   
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Just a little bump.

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RE: You Might Be A Biker If.... - 3/7/2008 12:58:25 PM   
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You ride a bike

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RE: You Might Be A Biker If.... - 3/8/2008 6:34:33 AM   
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The chain on your wallet is longer than the one on your bike!


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RE: You Might Be A Biker If.... - 4/1/2008 7:11:38 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: CKinAZ



8.  You know what it feels like to have a rock hit your knee at 80 mph.



Man I hate that!  And how come you usually see them bounicing down the road coming right at you but no matter how you move they still hit your knee!! 


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RE: You Might Be A Biker If.... - 4/1/2008 7:14:57 AM   
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if you think of a sissy bar as part of your bike and not where that odd cousin you have, that no one in the family talks about, hangs out.

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RE: You Might Be A Biker If.... - 4/1/2008 1:07:37 PM   
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you carry JB Weld in your saddle bags.

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RE: You Might Be A Biker If.... - 4/2/2008 2:07:33 PM   
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you might be a yuppie biker if your feelings get hurt when someone doesn't agree with you on this forum

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RE: You Might Be A Biker If.... - 4/2/2008 2:19:41 PM   
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You might be a biker if you totally ignore these stupid redundant threads! OOPs! I think I just screwed up!

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RE: You Might Be A Biker If.... - 4/4/2008 11:35:58 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: grzly

you might be a yuppie biker if your feelings get hurt when someone doesn't agree with you on this forum


Or doesn't wave


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RE: You Might Be A Biker If.... - 4/4/2008 11:40:19 AM   
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....you are bothered after you get to work in the morning because everyone keeps asking, "Why did you ride the bike thing today, it was 25 degrees out?" 

Go back to your sheltered lives and leave me alone with this smile frozen on my face.




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RE: You Might Be A Biker If.... - 4/9/2008 2:37:55 PM   
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..you name your three dogs, Panhead, Knucklehead, and Shovelhead.

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RE: You Might Be A Biker If.... - 4/9/2008 10:16:43 PM   
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You might be a "real biker" if you wear buttless chaps and fingerless gloves. 

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RE: You Might Be A Biker If.... - 4/10/2008 2:17:42 AM   
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In your mid forties and high school kids think you're a hot biker mom--a different view from when I had a minivan--10 years ago !

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RE: You Might Be A Biker If.... - 4/15/2008 1:16:20 PM   
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.....you spend $300 for chaps.....$500 for jacket....and $20 for a "brainbucket".....

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RE: You Might Be A Biker If.... - 4/24/2008 4:35:57 AM   
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Your have bikes that are newer than your cars and trucks.

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RE: You Might Be A Biker If.... - 4/26/2008 4:03:21 PM   
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this dosnt bother you.. 

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RE: You Might Be A Biker If.... - 4/27/2008 11:11:19 AM   
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If your wife finally realizes that her buddy isn't quite right when her friend tells your wife that she "knew he was out riding, I saw the bugs on his face".

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RE: You Might Be A Biker If.... - 4/27/2008 6:35:52 PM   
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The only thing you love more than your bike is your family.

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RE: You Might Be A Biker If.... - 5/1/2008 8:00:03 PM   
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1. You have a vest with 50+ assorted patches


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RE: You Might Be A Biker If.... - 5/1/2008 8:01:04 PM   
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2. One of the patches says Hair-do by Harley

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RE: You Might Be A Biker If.... - 5/1/2008 8:24:35 PM   
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If the only books you read are service manuals!!

If riding in the rain is the only time your bike gets washed!!

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RE: You Might Be A Biker If.... - 5/8/2008 7:40:14 PM   
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....you can recognize a person by their bike rather than their face

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RE: You Might Be A Biker If.... - 5/9/2008 12:22:04 AM   
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Your half of the clothes in the closet are all black and you can't decide what color to wear!

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RE: You Might Be A Biker If.... - 5/10/2008 11:35:42 PM   
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If you have a patch on your vest/jacket that reads.... These are my church cloths.

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RE: You Might Be A Biker If.... - 5/11/2008 10:33:40 AM   
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The Weather Channel is your closest friend.

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RE: You Might Be A Biker If.... - 5/12/2008 5:57:08 PM   
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you ride past 10" tall grass in the yard to go for a ride and the mower runs just fine!

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RE: You Might Be A Biker If.... - 5/12/2008 6:16:17 PM   
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If all your foot wear has a smudge on the left toe.

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RE: You Might Be A Biker If.... - 5/12/2008 6:57:42 PM   
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The four mile ride to work puts 25 miles on the odometer.
You move the bike from the garage to the driveway to give it fresh air.



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RE: You Might Be A Biker If.... - 5/16/2008 10:44:18 AM   
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         After 150 miles it's good to put your legs down, now fill up.
                   Lets get back on the road .....got another 300 miles to go...

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RE: You Might Be A Biker If.... - 5/16/2008 10:53:57 AM   
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You have ever riden your bike to the emergency room for a non-motorcycle injury.

You have ever used your riding lawn mower to jumpstart your Harley and left knee high grass to go for a ride.

You have no car or truck title in your name... only a bike.



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RE: You Might Be A Biker If.... - 5/18/2008 5:42:22 PM   
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Your helmet has more stickers than a 1930's steamer trunk...

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RE: You Might Be A Biker If.... - 5/24/2008 2:50:20 PM   
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The distance traveled between stops is measured by the pain in your a$$ and not by the fuel in your tank.

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RE: You Might Be A Biker If.... - 5/24/2008 3:16:15 PM   
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Think black is cool until something darker comes along

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