I thought this would be fun, and since there is such a variety of humor here, I think we could come up with some funny stuff!

You might be a biker if you suddenly have an urge to buy a can of chocolate covered bugs!





next!!:D

...your name is "Smokey" and you call everyone "Bro".

ORIGINAL: TwiggyAZ

I thought this would be fun, and since there is such a variety of humor here, I think we could come up with some funny stuff!

You might be a biker if you suddenly have an urge to buy a can of chocolate covered bugs!





next!!:D


http://vulcan.wolfcrews.com/misc/yuppie.htm

99%r

90% of your tshirts are from charity rides, bike weeks orsay HD.

...you pay attention to the raod while driving rather then usign the phone!!

You'll ride 150 miles or more just for a meal. :)

All you think about is the next ride...

I might be a biker if I ignore this thread! OOPs! I think I F'cked up.[:@]

.if you own a bike?

Your forearms are so tanned that you can hardly see your tattoos any more.

...you wear a do-rag, fingerless gloves, and chaps [:o]

... your monthly bike payment is higher than your mortgage.

... if your ideal cologne or aftershave would have a leather and motor oil scent.

You only have a truck so you have something to carry parts in.

Your ponytail is longer than your wife's.
You can pick up a bungie cord at 70 mph.

you use all of your vacation time off work going on long week end rides and rallies.

If you know why a dog sticks his head out the window. Noname

1) You find spark plugs in the silverware drawer.
2) You leave greasy fingerprints all over the bread on your sandwich, and eat it anyway.
3) You understand why dogs stick their heads out the window.

you get approval from HD Forums....................................

Buddy says get me a shovel and you respond "never knew you could ride"

Smile and you got bugs in your teeth

You find reasons to go to the shed inbad weather just to look at the bike

ORIGINAL: GAGirl

You'll ride 150 miles or more just for a meal. :)


LOL. You ride 25 miles for a meal and 150 miles coming back home!!!! :D

If you take the long way to the supermarket or the gas station.

You might be a biker if you store your bike for the winter in the house hanging over the dining room table.[sm=icon_rock.gif]

ORIGINAL: RHPAW

1) You find spark plugs in the silverware drawer.
2) You leave greasy fingerprints all over the bread on your sandwich, and eat it anyway.


Guilty as charged.

1 You have blisters on your hands from choping the ice off your driveway so you can go on a 10 mile ride in 35 degree temps
2 you know all the weather peoples names on the weather chanel by heart and its the first thing you watch when you get up in the morning.

You get home from work late and your wife wonders why you have that wierd smile on your face.
You drive home"to eatlunch" and ride back to work.

Your significant other is constantly bitchin' about the hardware you left in your pockets.

There's a large oil spot on your living room rug.

Your fridge contains beer, beer & a sour carton of milk among assorted science projects.

Your circle of friends have more metal in them than the space shuttle.

New leather doesn't seem to smell right

you take a cold hamburger and you re-heat it by strapping it to the exhaust and ride for 40 miles.

1. You work on your bike 6 days, and ride 1 day........

2. You have a knife on your belt, and don't ever use it.......

3. You hold in your gut, every time you walk into a biker bar.....

4. You put on your leathers, and suddenly start swaggering......

5. You've got Sturgis, Daytona, Myrtle Beach, etc. T shirts, and you've never been to any of them........

You might be a biker if your kids remind you to keep your will updated and your life insurance premiums paid.

Ride Safe.

HARDCORE BIKER:

1. You own 26 black T-Shrits.
2. You have used your do-rag for head protection and as a gas cap.
3. You ol-lady bitches cause you have used the dishwasher for a parts cleaner.

YUPPIE BIKER:

1.Your trailer has more miles then your bike.
2. Your chaps still have creases in them.
3. Your Tattoos wash off.

My bike is my main source of transportation

I always think about the next ride.

I don't like when I ride with others that are about the destination. I want to ride.

I hope that counts

1. You've watched Easy Rider more than a dozen times.

2. You've developed the proper technique to downshift, brake and flip people off at the same time.

3. You can smell the difference between primary, transmission and engine oils.

4. You've poured rice underneath a friends metric bike.

5. You know what a June Bug tastes like.

6. You know that referring to someone's Big Twin doesn't mean their fat sister.

7. You've set your alarm to wake up early just to go get gas for your bike.

8. You know what it feels like to have a rock hit your knee at 80 mph.

9. You've tasted windshield washer fluid from the car in front of you.

10. You've found bugs in your facial hair.. and didn't really care.... :)

HAHAHA...

I've got the smells down, I've had the bugs (on my forehead), I've had the rock hit me and I definitely know the washer fluid... ick.

I'm starting to like the washer fluid.. .keeps my goggles shiny

Your tan lines are from your helmet, sunglasses and vest and you think it is normal.

If you have a job interview that requires you wear a suit and tie, so you put your leathers on over the suit and tie and ride to the interview instead of drive.:)

..as you walk by your bike in the garage, after work, you touch it and say "how's it going today Lucy, we'll ride tomorrow, I promise"

if you use JB Weld!

you see a swarm of bugs ahead and start ducking.
You actually know how to fix your bike.
If you ride, rain or shine, with or without buddys riding along, day or night, and cause you don't own any other form of personal transportation.

You have equal number of spare parts and tools
You trip over said spare parts in garage when reaching for the lawn mower
You wind up working on friends' bikes for a 12-pack...and they drink the beer
You can't find the toolsbecause they are covered with empty beer cans
The garage floor is sealedwith leaking primary fluid/engine oil/brake fluid/spilled beer
You work on the bike for 5-hours and the rain begins as you open the garage door
Your ash tray is a cut-in-half piston that is full of chew
Your full beer was used as an ashtray

You have a new basket casebike to go with theold coffin tank,maltise cross mirrors,and tombstone tail light,and it'sall hidden underused beer cansin your friends shed.

Just a little bump.;)

You ride a bike

The chain on your wallet is longer than the one on your bike!

ORIGINAL: CKinAZ



8. You know what it feels like to have a rock hit your knee at 80 mph.



Man I hate that! And how come you usually see them bounicing down the road coming right at you but no matter how you move they still hit your knee!!

if you think of a sissy bar as part of your bike and not where that odd cousin you have, that no one in the family talks about, hangs out.

you carry JB Weld in your saddle bags.

you might be a yuppie biker if your feelings get hurt when someone doesn't agree with you on this forum

You might be a biker if you totally ignore these stupid redundant threads! OOPs! I think I just screwed up![:@]

ORIGINAL: grzly

you might be a yuppie biker if your feelings get hurt when someone doesn't agree with you on this forum


Or doesn't wave

....you are bothered after you get to work in the morningbecause everyone keeps asking, "Why did you ride the bike thing today, it was 25 degrees out?"

Go back to your sheltered lives and leave me alone with this smile frozen on my face.

..you name your three dogs, Panhead, Knucklehead, and Shovelhead.

You might be a "real biker" if youwear buttless chaps and fingerless gloves.:D

In your mid forties andhigh school kidsthink you're ahot biker mom--a different view from when I had a minivan--10 years ago:D!

.....you spend $300 for chaps.....$500 for jacket....and $20 for a "brainbucket".....

Your have bikes that are newer than your cars and trucks.

http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa31/ranger56528/Picture.jpgthis dosnt bother you..

If your wife finally realizes that her buddy isn't quite right when her friend tells your wife that she "knew he was out riding, I saw the bugs on his face".

The only thing you love more than your bike is your family.

1. You have a vest with 50+ assorted patches

2. One of the patches says Hair-do by Harley

If the only books you read are service manuals!!

If riding in the rain is the only time your bike gets washed!!

....you can recognize a person by their bike rather than their face

Your half of the clothes in the closet are all black and you can't decide what color to wear!:D

If you have a patch on your vest/jacket that reads.... These are my church cloths.

The Weather Channel is your closest friend.

you ride past 10" tall grass in the yard to go for a ride and the mower runs just fine!

If all your foot wear has a smudge on the left toe.

The four mile ride to work puts 25 miles on the odometer.
You move the bike from the garage to the driveway to give it fresh air.

After 150 miles it's good to put your legs down, now fill up.
Lets get back on the road .....got another 300 miles to go...

You have ever riden your bike to the emergency room for a non-motorcycle injury.

You have ever used your riding lawn mower to jumpstart your Harley and left knee high grass to go for a ride.

You have no car or truck title in your name... only a bike.

Your helmet has more stickers than a 1930's steamer trunk...

The distance traveled between stops is measured by the pain in your a$$ and notby the fuel in your tank.:)

Think black is cool until something darker comes along