You Might Be A Biker If....
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RE: You Might Be A Biker If.... - 2/29/2008 12:24:46 PM
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The Baron
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...your name is "Smokey" and you call everyone "Bro".
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RE: You Might Be A Biker If.... - 2/29/2008 12:25:32 PM
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99_percenter
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ORIGINAL: TwiggyAZ
I thought this would be fun, and since there is such a variety of humor here, I think we could come up with some funny stuff!
You might be a biker if you suddenly have an urge to buy a can of chocolate covered bugs!
next!!
http://vulcan.wolfcrews.com/misc/yuppie.htm
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RE: You Might Be A Biker If.... - 2/29/2008 12:25:59 PM
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roadgeek
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90% of your tshirts are from charity rides, bike weeks or say HD.
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RE: You Might Be A Biker If.... - 2/29/2008 12:29:23 PM
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street2007bob
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...you pay attention to the raod while driving rather then usign the phone!!
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RE: You Might Be A Biker If.... - 2/29/2008 12:31:26 PM
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GeorgiaGirl
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You'll ride 150 miles or more just for a meal. 
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RE: You Might Be A Biker If.... - 2/29/2008 12:33:32 PM
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njdiver
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All you think about is the next ride...
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RE: You Might Be A Biker If.... - 2/29/2008 12:33:37 PM
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DeJavu
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I might be a biker if I ignore this thread! OOPs! I think I F'cked up.
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RE: You Might Be A Biker If.... - 2/29/2008 12:34:38 PM
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Kolni
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.if you own a bike?
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RE: You Might Be A Biker If.... - 2/29/2008 12:36:19 PM
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The Baron
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Your forearms are so tanned that you can hardly see your tattoos any more.
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RE: You Might Be A Biker If.... - 2/29/2008 12:37:37 PM
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mrsr71
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...you wear a do-rag, fingerless gloves, and chaps 
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RE: You Might Be A Biker If.... - 2/29/2008 12:44:33 PM
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Tony P
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... your monthly bike payment is higher than your mortgage.
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RE: You Might Be A Biker If.... - 2/29/2008 1:00:33 PM
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Pulchritude
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... if your ideal cologne or aftershave would have a leather and motor oil scent.
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RE: You Might Be A Biker If.... - 2/29/2008 1:03:09 PM
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The Baron
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You only have a truck so you have something to carry parts in.
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RE: You Might Be A Biker If.... - 2/29/2008 1:04:36 PM
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Harley_Dude
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Your ponytail is longer than your wife's.
You can pick up a bungie cord at 70 mph.
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RE: You Might Be A Biker If.... - 2/29/2008 1:18:14 PM
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roadgeek
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you use all of your vacation time off work going on long week end rides and rallies.
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RE: You Might Be A Biker If.... - 2/29/2008 1:20:07 PM
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noname
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If you know why a dog sticks his head out the window. Noname
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RE: You Might Be A Biker If.... - 2/29/2008 1:27:16 PM
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RHPAW
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1) You find spark plugs in the silverware drawer.
2) You leave greasy fingerprints all over the bread on your sandwich, and eat it anyway.
3) You understand why dogs stick their heads out the window.
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RE: You Might Be A Biker If.... - 2/29/2008 1:38:27 PM
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NHHog
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Buddy says get me a shovel and you respond "never knew you could ride"
Smile and you got bugs in your teeth
You find reasons to go to the shed in bad weather just to look at the bike
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RE: You Might Be A Biker If.... - 2/29/2008 1:41:30 PM
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whaap
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quote:
ORIGINAL: GAGirl
You'll ride 150 miles or more just for a meal.
LOL. You ride 25 miles for a meal and 150 miles coming back home!!!!
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RE: You Might Be A Biker If.... - 2/29/2008 1:45:18 PM
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DamifIknow
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If you take the long way to the supermarket or the gas station.
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RE: You Might Be A Biker If.... - 2/29/2008 2:00:20 PM
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harleydude68
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You might be a biker if you store your bike for the winter in the house hanging over the dining room table.
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RE: You Might Be A Biker If.... - 2/29/2008 2:11:47 PM
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donk_316
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quote:
ORIGINAL: RHPAW
1) You find spark plugs in the silverware drawer.
2) You leave greasy fingerprints all over the bread on your sandwich, and eat it anyway.
Guilty as charged.
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RE: You Might Be A Biker If.... - 2/29/2008 2:45:42 PM
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Catfish57
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1 You have blisters on your hands from choping the ice off your driveway so you can go on a 10 mile ride in 35 degree temps
2 you know all the weather peoples names on the weather chanel by heart and its the first thing you watch when you get up in the morning.
< Message edited by Catfish57 -- 2/29/2008 2:49:21 PM >
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RE: You Might Be A Biker If.... - 2/29/2008 5:24:12 PM
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FatBob01
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You get home from work late and your wife wonders why you have that wierd smile on your face.
You drive home "to eat lunch" and ride back to work.
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RE: You Might Be A Biker If.... - 2/29/2008 6:31:01 PM
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Gypsylady
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Your significant other is constantly bitchin' about the hardware you left in your pockets.
There's a large oil spot on your living room rug.
Your fridge contains beer, beer & a sour carton of milk among assorted science projects.
Your circle of friends have more metal in them than the space shuttle.
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RE: You Might Be A Biker If.... - 3/1/2008 9:59:28 AM
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harleydude68
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New leather doesn't seem to smell right
you take a cold hamburger and you re-heat it by strapping it to the exhaust and ride for 40 miles.
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RE: You Might Be A Biker If.... - 3/2/2008 4:36:32 PM
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gatorwalt
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1. You work on your bike 6 days, and ride 1 day........
2. You have a knife on your belt, and don't ever use it.......
3. You hold in your gut, every time you walk into a biker bar.....
4. You put on your leathers, and suddenly start swaggering......
5. You've got Sturgis, Daytona, Myrtle Beach, etc. T shirts, and you've never been to any of them........
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RE: You Might Be A Biker If.... - 3/2/2008 5:39:59 PM
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coastrider
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You might be a biker if your kids remind you to keep your will updated and your life insurance premiums paid.
Ride Safe.
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RE: You Might Be A Biker If.... - 3/3/2008 7:47:09 AM
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harleyman1030
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HARDCORE BIKER:
1. You own 26 black T-Shrits.
2. You have used your do-rag for head protection and as a gas cap.
3. You ol-lady bitches cause you have used the dishwasher for a parts cleaner.
YUPPIE BIKER:
1.Your trailer has more miles then your bike.
2. Your chaps still have creases in them.
3. Your Tattoos wash off.
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RE: You Might Be A Biker If.... - 3/3/2008 8:05:03 AM
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CKinAZ
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1. You've watched Easy Rider more than a dozen times.
2. You've developed the proper technique to downshift, brake and flip people off at the same time.
3. You can smell the difference between primary, transmission and engine oils.
4. You've poured rice underneath a friends metric bike.
5. You know what a June Bug tastes like.
6. You know that referring to someone's Big Twin doesn't mean their fat sister.
7. You've set your alarm to wake up early just to go get gas for your bike.
8. You know what it feels like to have a rock hit your knee at 80 mph.
9. You've tasted windshield washer fluid from the car in front of you.
10. You've found bugs in your facial hair.. and didn't really care....
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RE: You Might Be A Biker If.... - 3/3/2008 4:41:52 PM
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roadgeek
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Your tan lines are from your helmet, sunglasses and vest and you think it is normal.
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