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New Drunk Test - 4/29/2008 4:36:10 PM

Amzie

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THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK

1. Innovative

2. Preliminary

3. Proliferation

4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK

1. Specificity

2. Anti-constitutionalistically

3. Passive-aggressive disorder

4. Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK

1. No thanks, I'm married.

2. Nope, no more booze for me!

3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.

4. Taco Bell ? No thanks, I'm not hungry.

5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?

6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.

7. I'm not interested in fighting you.

8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no
coordination; I'd hate to look like a fool!

9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot
or on the side of the road.

10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.

You may have seen this before, but I had to share. My head was not in joke mode when I started reading, and it got me!

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RE: New Drunk Test - 4/29/2008 4:53:58 PM

schumacher

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RE: New Drunk Test - 4/29/2008 5:29:37 PM

gatorwalt

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Proud Viet Nam veteran says thanks for the humor............I remember saying a few of those, myself.

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