Penguin with car trouble
 

A penguin is having trouble with his car one day so he brings it to a mechanic. The mechanic tells him it'll be about an hour til he can look at it so the penguin decides to go to the 7-11 and get some ice cream, penguins love ice cream. Anyway, he gets a quart of vanilla ice cream and he's eating it on the way back to the shop but since the little guy has no arms, he's having a hard time and getting more of it on his beak and face than his mouth. When he gets to the shop, the mechanic looks up from the engine at him and says "looks like you blew a seal". Penguin says "Nah, that's just a little ice cream"....