[align=left]George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline

Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants!

That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down.

Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the Border.

When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq .

Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military.

Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it.

After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country.

He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot..

This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves.

If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo.

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If you think this is a good solution to both the problems, forward it to your friends.
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That's the best idea I've heard yet

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Since they want our money to send to their family back in their own country we can have them bring them along they will then be responsilbe for feeding, clothing and with his cousins help vehicle maintenance

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I have said for awhile now that instead of deporting them back to Mexico, we sould deport them to Iraq, this would end the war quickly. Iraq would get so tired of the Mexicians they would give up.

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good solution

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and they couldn'tmake a worse mess than those already there

Hey, ya li'l limey piece of trash - yer TRYIN' ta stir up trouble, eh?

Have you considered goin' back into yer 'loo an' lookin' fer the rest of yer family?

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