A blonde went into a world wide message
> >
> > center to send a message to her mother
> >
> > overseas. When the man told her it would cost $300,
> >
> > she exclaimed: 'I don't have any money.'
> >
> > But I'd do ANYTHING to get a message
> >
> > to my mother.'The man arched an eyebrow
> >
> > (as we would expect).
> >
> > 'Anything?' he asked.'Yes, yes, anything'
> > the blonde promised.Well, then, 'Just follow me'
> > said the man
> >
> > as he walked towards the next room.
> >
> > The blonde did as she was told and
> >
> > followed the man. ' Come in and close the door'
> > the man said.
> >
> > She did.He then said 'Now get on your knees.'She
> > did.'Now take down my zipper.'She did.'Now go
> > ahead ... take it out.....' He said. She reached in and
> > grabbed it with both
> >
> > hands .Then paused.The man closed his eyes and whispered
> > ..'Well ... go ahead.'The blonde slowly brought her
> > mouth
> >
> > closer to it and while holding it close to
> >
> > her lips, .... ...tentatively said ....
> >
> > 'Hello Mom, can you hear me?'
> >
> >

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OK, I laughed out loud on that one!!! [sm=icon_rofl.gif][sm=icon_rofl.gif][sm=icon_rofl.gif]

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A woman's soul was made below? Well, tell 'em I'm comin'...and I'm bringing Hell with me.

Ya gotta love blonds. They can be SO entertaining.

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FOR THOSE WHO FOUGHT FOR IT - FREEDOM HAS A PRICE THE PROTECTED WILL NEVER KNOW.

LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLL

GOOD LORD
LMAO

you people kill me. that is some funny $hit

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the best one I have ever heard ( as blonde jokes go )

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I put the Dan in Dangerous...

very good

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gotta love those blondes!

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Live life with no regrets!

HAHAHA OUT LOUD

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LOL, that was soooo funny!!!!

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