big_al
05-06-2008, 08:48 AM
The very first ever Blonde GUY joke..... And well
> worth the wait!
>
> An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work
> on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
>
> They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, 'Corned beef and
> cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm
> going to jump off this building.'
>
> The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, 'Burritos again! If
> I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too.'
>
> The blonde opened his lunch and said, 'Bologna again! If I get a
> bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too.'
>
> The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and
> cabbage and jumped to his death.
>
> The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito and jumped, too.
>
> The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his
> death as well.
>
> At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, 'If I'd
> known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would
> have given it to him again!'
>
> The Mexican's wife also wept and said, 'I could have given him tacos
> or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much.'
>
> (Oh this is GOOD!!)?
>
> Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife
> said.
> 'Don't look at me. The idiot made his own
> lunch.' (http://us.f320.mail.yahoo.com/ym/Compose?To=lunch.'@yahoo.com)
> worth the wait!
>
> An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work
> on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
>
> They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, 'Corned beef and
> cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm
> going to jump off this building.'
>
> The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, 'Burritos again! If
> I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too.'
>
> The blonde opened his lunch and said, 'Bologna again! If I get a
> bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too.'
>
> The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and
> cabbage and jumped to his death.
>
> The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito and jumped, too.
>
> The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his
> death as well.
>
> At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, 'If I'd
> known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would
> have given it to him again!'
>
> The Mexican's wife also wept and said, 'I could have given him tacos
> or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much.'
>
> (Oh this is GOOD!!)?
>
> Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife
> said.
> 'Don't look at me. The idiot made his own
> lunch.' (http://us.f320.mail.yahoo.com/ym/Compose?To=lunch.'@yahoo.com)