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After being married for 44 years, I took a carefullook at my wife one day and said, "honey, 44 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofabed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but Igot to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old gal.
Now I have a $500,000.00 home, a $45,000.00 car, nicebig bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a65-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're notholding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to goout and find a hot 25-year-old gal, and she would makesure that I would once again be living in a cheapapartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bedand watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your mid-life crisis.
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