Hawgnuttz
05-06-2008, 08:40 PM
Johngoes to see the dentist. Sits in thechair and the dentist says thats gotta come out. I`ll give you a shot so you will not feel any pain.John says I dont need no shot for pain, the dentist says john this is really gonna hurt. go ahead pull it, so the dentist picks up his extractors clamps down on the tooth he twists it pulls really hard till it popped out. The dentist is astonished WOW thats amazing you cant feel no Pain.John says not quite true twice in my life I felt Pain. Well the dentist thinks to himself that tooth had to be one of them. He thinks a min and says OK John what were the 2 times you felt Pain. John says once I was hunting in the woods and I had to go really bad so I found a good spot and dropped my pants and squatted down then I felt the Pain, what was it John, well when I squatted down a bear trap was under the leavesand clamped down on my nuts. Oh my John that had to hurt really bad, what was the other time you felt pain, John says When the Chain got tight.