gatorwalt
05-08-2008, 09:16 AM
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant
operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and
looked over the menu ...
Baked or Grilled:
Tourist - $5.00
Broiled Missionary - $10.00
Fried Explorer - $15.00
Independent - $50,000.00
Democrat- $150,000.00
Republican - $175,000.00
After looking over the menu, the cannibal called the waiter over and
asked, 'Why such a price difference for the politicians?'
The cook replied, 'Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so
full of ****, it takes all morning!'[/align]
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operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and
looked over the menu ...
Baked or Grilled:
Tourist - $5.00
Broiled Missionary - $10.00
Fried Explorer - $15.00
Independent - $50,000.00
Democrat- $150,000.00
Republican - $175,000.00
After looking over the menu, the cannibal called the waiter over and
asked, 'Why such a price difference for the politicians?'
The cook replied, 'Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so
full of ****, it takes all morning!'[/align]
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