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The Cannibal Restaurant   Printable Version Harley Davidson Forum >> General Harley Davidson Forums >> Off Topic >> Humor >> The Cannibal Restaurant Page: [1] Login Message << Older Topic   Newer Topic >> The Cannibal Restaurant - 5/8/2008 7:16:50 AM    gatorwalt Posts: 545 Joined: 12/5/2007 Status: offline A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu ... Baked or Grilled:   Tourist - $5.00 Broiled Missionary - $10.00 Fried Explorer - $15.00 Independent - $50,000.00 Democrat- $150,000.00 Republican - $175,000.00 After looking over the menu, the cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a price difference for the politicians?' The cook replied, 'Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of shit, it takes all morning!'   _____________________________ Gatorwalt SEMPER FI "We live in the land of the free, because of the brave." Post #: 1 RE: The Cannibal Restaurant - 5/8/2008 6:44:58 PM    RDKingRider Posts: 7032 Joined: 2/10/2006 Status: offline you got that right _____________________________ Member:Patriot Guard Riders Mine 2006 Glazier Pearl White RoadKing Hers 2008 Heritage Classic American By Birth Biker By Choice Patriot (in reply to gatorwalt) Post #: 2 RE: The Cannibal Restaurant - 5/16/2008 1:17:15 PM    Steve Zodiac Posts: 283 Joined: 10/23/2007 Status: offline It's the same over here _____________________________ If there''s one thing that I like, it''s a burn-up on me bike. A burn-up with a bird up on me bike. (in reply to RDKingRider) Post #: 3 RE: The Cannibal Restaurant - 5/18/2008 2:16:26 PM    Big P Posts: 114 Joined: 4/13/2008 Status: offline hah _____________________________ (in reply to Steve Zodiac) Post #: 4 Login OR Register now to post a reply to this forum topic. Page:   [1]   Harley Davidson Forum >> General Harley Davidson Forums >> Off Topic >> Humor Jump to: Select a ForumAll Forums---------------------- [General Harley Davidson Forums] - - New Members Area - - Members Meeting Members - - General Harley Davidson Chat - - Harley Davidson Videos - - - - Off Topic Videos - - HDForums Mascot - - Bike of the Month - - Off Topic - - - - Humor - - - - Games [Harley Davidson Motorcycles] - - Softail Models - - VRSC Models - - Dyna Glide Models - - Sportster Models - - Touring Models - - Screamin Eagle CVO Models - - Evo Classic Models - - Custom Models - - Classic - - - - Shovelhead - - - - Knuckle Head - - - - Panhead - - - - Flathead - - - - Ironhead - - "Hacked, Triked and Trailering" - - Motorcycle Pictures By Model - - - - Softail Pictures - - - - VRSC Pictures - - - - Dyna Glide Pictures - - - - Sportster Pictures - - - - Touring Model Pictures - - - - All Other Models [General Harley Davidson Tech Forums] - - Primary/Transmission/Driveline/Clutch - - Electrical/Ignition/Tuner/ECM/Fuel Injection - - Oil and Oil related topics - - Frame/Suspension/Front End/Wheels/Tires/Brakes - - Engine/Fuel/Intake/Exhaust - - Other [Do It Yourself Help Forum] - - General - - Electrical and Lighting - - Chassis, Suspension, Brakes, and Front End/Controls - - Engine Diagnostics , Alarm, and Fuel Injection Issues - - Engine Related - - Fuel/Carb Related - - Oil Related - - Tech Tips - - Transmission/Clutch and Primary Related [This 'n' That] - - Sports Forum - - - - College Sports - - - - Professional Sports - - Support for The Troops and their Families - - The Photoshopping Place - - Project Room - - Road Trips - - The Gun Enthusiast - - The Motorcycle Activist - - Detailing - - Product Reviews - - T-shirt Swap Shop [Sponsoring Vendors] - - C&C Motorcycle Seats - - Biker-Products a.k.a The Best MC Glasses - - Mean City Cycles - - Motorcycle Metal - - My Wholesale Garage - - RoadLoK Security - - SparkPlugs.com [Harley Davidson Classifieds] - - Vendor For Sale Classifieds - - Motorcycles For Sale - - Want To Buy - - Motorcycle Parts For Sale - - Gear and Other Items For Sale - - Trades & Freebies (See Subforums for specific models) - - - - Touring Models - - - - Dyna Models - - - - Softail Models - - - - Sportster Models - - - - V-Rod Models - - - - All Other Models - - Good Or Bad Shopping Experiences At HDF [Regional Events, Rides and Road Reports] - - National Events - - Northeast - - Southeast - - Great Lakes - - Pacific - - Mountain - Prairie - - Southwest - - Other Countries [Memorial Forums] - - In Memory Of... - - On The Mend... - - Prayer Requests [Other] - - Forum Issues - - - - Testing Area - - - - - - Sturgis Bike Week - - - - - - Gordon's Custom Motorcycle Parts - - - - - - Oncycles.com Motorcycle Riders Mall

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