3 old bikers,oldy but goody
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3 old bikers,oldy but goody - 5/8/2008 12:16:09 PM
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Gooseneck
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Three aging bikers were discussing aging at the club house.Sixty is the worst age to be,said the 60 year old biker.You always feel like you have to pee,and most of the time you stand at the toilet and nothing comes out.Ah,that`s nothing said the 70 year old biker,when your 70 you can`t even crap anymore.You take laxatives and eat prune and bran and sit on the toilet all day long,and nothing comes out.Actually,said the 80 year old biker,80 is the worst age of all.Do you have trouble peeing too? asked the 60 year old biker.No,not at all,I piss like a cow on a flat rock with no problems at all.Do you have troubles crapping asked the 70 year old? He replied,No,I crap every morning at 6:30 like clockwork.With great exasperation the 60 year old biker said;Let me get this straight you pee every morning at 6:00 and then crap at 6:30? So what`s so tough about being 80 years old? The 80 year old biker sighed and then said,I don`t wake up until 7:00 am
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RE: 3 old bikers,oldy but goody - 5/8/2008 12:26:12 PM
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wdg
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ya sad but not so far off i bet
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