Things I have learned in Georgia
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Things I have learned in Georgia - 5/8/2008 12:49:29 PM
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IRideMineEverywhere
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Things I have learned in Georgia ....... * A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road. * There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in Georgia * There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 of them live in Georgia , plus a couple no one's seen before * If it grows, it'll stick ya. If it crawls, it'll bite cha. * "Onced" and "Twiced" are words * It is not a shopping cart, it is a buggy. * "Jaw-P?" means "Did y'all go to the bathroom?" * People actually grow and eat okra. * "Fixinto" is one word. * There is no such thing as "lunch". There is only dinner and then there is supper. * Iced tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you're two. We do like a little tea with our sugar * Backwards and forwards means "I know everything about you." * The word "Jeet" is actually a phrase meaning "Did you eat?" * You don't have to wear a watch because it doesn't matter what time it is. You work until you're done or it's too dark to see. * You don't PUSH buttons, you MASH them. * "No. Jew?" is a common response to the question "Did you bring any pork rinds?" YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM Georgia IF: * You measure distance in minutes. * You've ever had to switch from heat to A/C in the same day. * All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, insect or animal. * You know what a "DAWG" is. * You carry jumper cables in your car .. For your OWN car. * You only own five spices: salt, p
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RE: Things I have learned in Georgia - 5/8/2008 12:54:28 PM
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JBaker421
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Oh, I can't wait until GAGirl sees this. Y'all are smished grits.
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RE: Things I have learned in Georgia - 5/8/2008 12:56:23 PM
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GeorgiaGirl
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"The local papers cover national and international news on one page, but require 6 pages for local gossip and motor sports." This should be edited to say, "...and the goings on with the local Baptists." Which are as thick as theives around these parts. And I did not realize until living briefly in Louisiana, that Brunswick Stew is definitely primarily a GA thing and is not embraced by all parts of the South. Made well, is like ambrosia.
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RE: Things I have learned in Georgia - 5/8/2008 12:58:57 PM
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GeorgiaGirl
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Oh hell and JB hit the nail on the head. GRITS!!! It's whats for breakfast .
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RE: Things I have learned in Georgia - 5/8/2008 12:59:01 PM
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Every Street in Atlanta is named "Peachtree" something...
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RE: Things I have learned in Georgia - 5/8/2008 1:06:18 PM
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IRideMineEverywhere
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ORIGINAL: GAGirl "The local papers cover national and international news on one page, but require 6 pages for local gossip and motor sports." This should be edited to say, "...and the goings on with the local Baptists." Which are as thick as theives around these parts. And I did not realize until living briefly in Louisiana, that Brunswick Stew is definitely primarily a GA thing and is not embraced by all parts of the South. Made well, is like ambrosia. Amen to that... I'm kinda hopin for another really small cold snap so I can get my mom to fix some... 
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RE: Things I have learned in Georgia - 5/8/2008 1:29:43 PM
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GeorgiaGirl
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Noticed the Lewis Grizzard quote and of course, he was born and raised one town over from where I live now (Newnan), in Moreland, GA. Have you been to Sprayberry's Barbecue in Newnan? If not, they have a Lewis Grizzard Special as that was his favorite BBQ joint to eat at and they do make some kick ass Brunswick Stew. We like to eat at the original Sprayberry's which is on the West side of downtown Newnan. The newer place off I-85 isn't quite as good in IMHO opinion. http://www.sprayberrysbbq.com/index.htm
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RE: Things I have learned in Georgia - 5/8/2008 1:41:20 PM
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BadBobOk
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ORIGINAL: GAGirl Oh hell and JB hit the nail on the head. GRITS!!! It's whats for breakfast . I never met anyone who wasn't either a Baptist or Methodist or didn't have an English surname until I was in college. Nor did I realize that the perpetrators of the "War of Northern Agression" didn't serve grits. Hell, they didn't even know what the were. It's a strange world out there.
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RE: Things I have learned in Georgia - 5/8/2008 1:49:02 PM
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ORIGINAL: GAGirl "The local papers cover national and international news on one page, but require 6 pages for local gossip and motor sports." This should be edited to say, "...and the goings on with the local Baptists." Which are as thick as theives around these parts. And I did not realize until living briefly in Louisiana, that Brunswick Stew is definitely primarily a GA thing and is not embraced by all parts of the South. Made well, is like ambrosia. Sounds pretty much like Alabama. GaGirl, take it from this native born Bama boy (lol) I do love me some Brunswick Stew, wished I could git some over t'here.
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RE: Things I have learned in Georgia - 5/8/2008 1:55:11 PM
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IRideMineEverywhere
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ORIGINAL: GAGirl Noticed the Lewis Grizzard quote and of course, he was born and raised one town over from where I live now (Newnan), in Moreland, GA. Have you been to Sprayberry's Barbecue in Newnan? If not, they have a Lewis Grizzard Special as that was his favorite BBQ joint to eat at and they do make some kick ass Brunswick Stew. We like to eat at the original Sprayberry's which is on the West side of downtown Newnan. The newer place off I-85 isn't quite as good in IMHO opinion. http://www.sprayberrysbbq.com/index.htm I'd heard of it but haven't been there yet... Sounds like I might have to make a road trip this weekend..
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RE: Things I have learned in Georgia - 5/8/2008 3:06:29 PM
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Tony P
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Things this Florida boy has learned over the past 12 years... 1) State taxes (FLA has none) 2) Ad Velorem Taxes (WTF?) 3) Never seen a peach in Atlanta except on a street sign 4) The same street could have three or more different names 5) All politicians are named Sonny, Bubba, Buddy, or Cooter 6) In the 12 years that I've lived in my subdivision, I've only met one other Southerner who lived in my "hood" 7) In Florida, I never had to stop and help a Chineese newspaper man who had been beat up by local communist (true story) 8) No Happy Hour prices on drinks (WTF?) 9) The chicken wing is the gourmet king (OK, that's universal) 10) Everything aside, North Georgia has lush hills and mountains, great roads and nice people... oh, and no palmetto bugs (at least up thisa' way)
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RE: Things I have learned in Georgia - 5/8/2008 3:50:27 PM
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laz263
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ORIGINAL: Tony P Things this Florida boy has learned over the past 12 years... 1) State taxes (FLA has none) 2) Ad Velorem Taxes (WTF?) 3) Never seen a peach in Atlanta except on a street sign 4) The same street could have three or more different names 5) All politicians are named Sonny, Bubba, Buddy, or Cooter 6) In the 12 years that I've lived in my subdivision, I've only met one other Southerner who lived in my "hood" 7) In Florida, I never had to stop and help a Chineese newspaper man who had been beat up by local communist (true story) 8) No Happy Hour prices on drinks (WTF?) 9) The chicken wing is the gourmet king (OK, that's universal) 10) Everything aside, North Georgia has lush hills and mountains, great roads and nice people... oh, and no palmetto bugs (at least up thisa' way) 11) And all those politicians (especially the ones named Sonny) think it's THEIR business to keep me from buying a fu##ing beer on Sunday. BTW, all you "Johns Creek" residents really need to get over yourselves--it's Alpharetta, dammit!!! (Or as I like to call it, "Milfaretta")
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RE: Things I have learned in Georgia - 5/8/2008 4:49:12 PM
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GeorgiaGirl
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ORIGINAL: swordy ???????????????? hav u got a problem with your key board its stopped typing english!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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RE: Things I have learned in Georgia - 5/8/2008 4:51:38 PM
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GeorgiaGirl
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ORIGINAL: Tony P Things this Florida boy has learned over the past 12 years... 1) State taxes (FLA has none) 2) Ad Velorem Taxes (WTF?) 3) Never seen a peach in Atlanta except on a street sign 4) The same street could have three or more different names 5) All politicians are named Sonny, Bubba, Buddy, or Cooter 6) In the 12 years that I've lived in my subdivision, I've only met one other Southerner who lived in my "hood" 7) In Florida, I never had to stop and help a Chineese newspaper man who had been beat up by local communist (true story) 8) No Happy Hour prices on drinks (WTF?) 9) The chicken wing is the gourmet king (OK, that's universal) 10) Everything aside, North Georgia has lush hills and mountains, great roads and nice people... oh, and no palmetto bugs (at least up thisa' way) Hysterical Tony and the bit about the politicians, scary but true.
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RE: Things I have learned in Georgia - 5/8/2008 4:55:26 PM
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ORIGINAL: honestbob I heard that the reason the St. Johns river in florida is the only river in the U.S. that flows north is that Georgia sucks. (Just kidding) oh by the way GO GATORS!!!!!!! Best that I recall, that hotshot quarterback of yours, Chris Winkie, didn't score a single point against us. Go Sooners.
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RE: Things I have learned in Georgia - 5/8/2008 6:18:27 PM
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GeorgiaGirl
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ORIGINAL: mrghos Dude, I live in Johns Creek and I swear to the good Lord above, I saw a palmetto bug in my concrete storage room last week and that bastard was so big, he offered to help me move some boxes in exchange for a couple Bud Light's. Andre, you're obviously on a roll tonite with the snappy repartee  . Actually, I'd swear that Shreveport, LA is the cockroach capital of the South. Never seen them so numerous nor so large in my entire life!
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RE: Things I have learned in Georgia - 5/8/2008 6:22:27 PM
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GeorgiaGirl
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ORIGINAL: SoALposer quote:
ORIGINAL: GAGirl "The local papers cover national and international news on one page, but require 6 pages for local gossip and motor sports." This should be edited to say, "...and the goings on with the local Baptists." Which are as thick as theives around these parts. And I did not realize until living briefly in Louisiana, that Brunswick Stew is definitely primarily a GA thing and is not embraced by all parts of the South. Made well, is like ambrosia. Sounds pretty much like Alabama. GaGirl, take it from this native born Bama boy (lol) I do love me some Brunswick Stew, wished I could git some over t'here. Are you referring to Mobile or the Sandbox? Hate to hear that. Hell, I'd ship you some if I could.
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RE: Things I have learned in Georgia - 5/8/2008 6:27:14 PM
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Tony P
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ORIGINAL: mrghos Dude, I live in Johns Creek and I swear to the good Lord above, I saw a palmetto bug in my concrete storage room last week and that bastard was so big, he offered to help me move some boxes in exchange for a couple Bud Light's. You saw one... In Florida that would be called a stray, 'cause somewhere nearby is a whole heard of them varmits...  
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RE: Things I have learned in Georgia - 5/8/2008 8:34:40 PM
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Pretty good but 100 degrees is called "warmish" quote:
ORIGINAL: IRideMineEverywhere Things I have learned in Georgia ....... * A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road. * There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in Georgia * There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 of them live in Georgia , plus a couple no one's seen before * If it grows, it'll stick ya. If it crawls, it'll bite cha. * "Onced" and "Twiced" are words * It is not a shopping cart, it is a buggy. * "Jaw-P?" means "Did y'all go to the bathroom?" * People actually grow and eat okra. * "Fixinto" is one word. * There is no such thing as "lunch". There is only dinner and then there is supper. * Iced tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you're two. We do like a little tea with our sugar * Backwards and forwards means "I know everything about you." * The word "Jeet" is actually a phrase meaning "Did you eat?" * You don't have to wear a watch because it doesn't matter what time it is. You work until you're done or it's too dark to see. * You don't PUSH buttons, you MASH them. * "No. Jew?" is a common response to the question "Did you bring any pork rinds?" YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM Georgia IF: * You measure distance in minutes. * You've ever had to switch from heat to A/C in the same day. * All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, insect or animal. * You know what a "DAWG" is.[/f
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RE: Things I have learned in Georgia - 5/8/2008 8:37:39 PM
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You know here in Augusta we dont have brunswick stew we have BBQHash or hogshead hash. And its only called that less than an hour of here... Much better than brunswick stew too...quote:
ORIGINAL: GAGirl "The local papers cover national and international news on one page, but require 6 pages for local gossip and motor sports." This should be edited to say, "...and the goings on with the local Baptists." Which are as thick as theives around these parts. And I did not realize until living briefly in Louisiana, that Brunswick Stew is definitely primarily a GA thing and is not embraced by all parts of the South. Made well, is like ambrosia.
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RE: Things I have learned in Georgia - 5/8/2008 8:39:31 PM
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x2lee
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Smished aint a word, mashed is... but not grits, only potatoesquote:
ORIGINAL: JBaker421 Oh, I can't wait until GAGirl sees this. Y'all are smished grits.
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RE: Things I have learned in Georgia - 5/9/2008 5:38:01 AM
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GeorgiaGirl
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ORIGINAL: x2lee You know here in Augusta we dont have brunswick stew we have BBQHash or hogshead hash. And its only called that less than an hour of here... Much better than brunswick stew too...quote:
ORIGINAL: GAGirl And I did not realize until living briefly in Louisiana, that Brunswick Stew is definitely primarily a GA thing and is not embraced by all parts of the South. Made well, is like ambrosia. Have had the BBQHash and still prefer Brunswick Stew, but that's just me.
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RE: Things I have learned in Georgia - 5/9/2008 7:00:27 AM
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Bryanp
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I had the pleasure of having Brunswick stew once when i was married and visiting the in-laws in south GA. Kind of wish i had gotten a recipe for it cause it was damn good stuff.
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RE: Things I have learned in Georgia - 5/9/2008 7:09:35 AM
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Born and raised in Georgia, lately I've learned that now they sell cars with no blinkers, give drivers license to anyone, and I might as well be living in Tijuana!
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