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Old 05-11-2008, 03:38 PM
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[hr] School 1970 vs. School 2007


Scenario 1: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.

1970 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up mates.

2007 - Police are called, Armed Response Unit arrives and arrests Johnny and Mark. Mobiles phones with evidence of fight are confiscated. Both are charged with assault, ASBOs are taken out and suspended even though Johnny started it. Diversionary conferences and parent meetings conducted. Mobile phone video shown on 6 internet sites.

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Scenario 2: Jeffrey won't sit still in class, disrupts other students.

1970 - Jeffrey is sent to the principal's office and given 6 of the best. Returns to class, sits still and never disrupts the class again.

2007 - Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. Counselled to death. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADHD. School gets extra funding because Jeffrey has a disability. Jeffrey drops out of school.

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Scenario 3: Billy breaks a window in his neighbour's car and his Dad gives him the slipper.

1970 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normally, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.

2007 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is removed to foster care and joins a gang. Psychologist convinces Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Psychologist gets a promotion.

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Scenario 4: Mark brings cigarettes to school .

1970 - Mark shares a smoke with the school principal out on the smoking area.

2007 - Police are called and Mark is expelled from School for drug possession. His car is searched for drugs and weapons.

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Scenario 5: Mohammed fails GCSE English.

1970 - Mohammed retakes his exam, passes and goes to college.

2007 - Mohammed's cause is taken up by local human rights group. Newspaper articles appear nationally, insisting that making English a requirement in school is racist. Civil Liberties Association files class action lawsuit against state school system and his English teacher. English is banned from core curriculum. Mohammed is given his qualification anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.

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Scenario 6: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers, puts them in a model plane paint bottle and blows up an anthill.

1970 - Ants die.

2007 - MI5 and police are called and Johnny is charged with perpetrating acts of terrorism. Teams investigate parents, siblings are removed from the home, computers are confiscated, and Johnny's dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly with American airlines ever again.

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Scenario 7: Johnny falls during playtime and scrapes his knee. His teacher, Mary, finds him crying, and gives him a hug to comfort him.

1970 - Johnny soon feels better and goes back to playing.

2007 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces three years in prison. Johnny undergoes five years of therapy; becomes gay.[/align]
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Sad but true......Every last word of it!
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Old 05-11-2008, 06:33 PM
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all true except the last one, before prison she has Johnnys baby
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Is it not amazing how far we have deteriorated as intelligent beingsin 30 years... (society as a whole, common sense wise)

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Ain't it the sad truth. [:@]
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Old 05-12-2008, 05:44 AM
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all very true and i'm very glad that i went to school when things was still normal. today i feel sorry for the kids today. are they getting taught better i doubt it very much.
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this is a scary but true thread of american society. it scares me to think what the next 30 years will be like.
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I have seen this from my buds here in the South. It confirms my fears to see it with a Brit twist. It is happening everywhere.

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