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Painting the Porch - 5/13/2008 7:24:28 AM

MrsLive2Ride

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A blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer,
decided to hire herself out as a "handy-woman" and started canvassing a nearby
well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked
the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.

"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my
porch," he said, "How much will you charge me?"

Delighted, the girl quickly responded, "How about $50?"

The man agreed and told her that the pain t brushes and everything she
would need was in the garage.

The man's wife, hearing the conversation
said to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch
goes ALL the way around the house?"

He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?"

The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all
those dumb blonde jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately."

Later that day, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" the startled husband asked.

"Yes, the blonde replied, and I even had paint
left over, so I gave it two coats."

Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for
the $50.00 and handed it to her along with a ten
dollar tip.

"And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a
Porch, it's a Lexus"

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