Cost of Marriage vs. Hookers
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Cost of Marriage vs. Hookers - 5/19/2008 5:52:35 AM
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Homebrew101
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I did the math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce. After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.
Assuming he banged her every night during their 5 year relationship (and being married men, we all know THAT doesn't happen), it ends up costing him $26,849 per lay, not counting attorney's fees and court costs.
On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's call girl Kristen charges $4,000 an hour. Crazy, right?
But...
Had Paul McCartney employed Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a savings of $41+ million).
Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, wide open menu, to put , no bitching and complaining or 'to do' lists. Best of all,
she leaves when you're done, and comes back the next day, ready for another round. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees. Is it just me, or is Kristen a WAY better deal?
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RE: Cost of Marriage vs. Hookers - 5/19/2008 9:11:39 AM
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Pitts2112
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Now that is hilarious!!
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RE: Cost of Marriage vs. Hookers - 5/19/2008 9:23:25 AM
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lionsm13
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Great points!!!!!
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RE: Cost of Marriage vs. Hookers - 5/19/2008 10:08:43 AM
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connsmith
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Yeah but would she have been a one legged hooker
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