Haven't seen anything posted about this, so here's a new thing to complain about:
More and more, I seeguys withassorted stuffedanimals (i.e. Teddy Bears, etc.)on the back of their bikes.
What the hell is wrong with you people?
There can't be that many toy runs, and it seems to be all over the country. Is this a secret club to throw off the 1%'s?Is it easier to lure young girls than with melting candy bars?Are they more absorbent than TP when you have to make an unscheduled roadside stop in the bushes? How do you expect to be a scary He-man biker when you have Tickle-Me-Elmo for a passenger? Can you recall the exact moment when your manhood fell off, and this seemed like a good idea?
I can't stand it anymore..........I just wanna rip their little heads off. If you insist on showing me your Hello Kitty or My Pretty Pony, at least have the decency to ride a Gold Wing, and stop embarassing the rest of us.
(Rant over)
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LMFAO......Tickle Me Elmo OMFG. Iam gonna go home and strap sumthin fuzzy to the ass end of the road king!
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Well....I am soooo sorry to have offended anyone with the stuffed animal on the front of my bike. I never saw the ****ing squirrel when he ran out there...its just too gross to take off now.
This rant is no different than the poser rant. Get a F***ing life and stop worring about what others wear or put on their bikes. They boughttheir bikethey can do what they want. Does it make your manhood shrink because someone with a harley has a stuffed animal ontheir bike? Who cares what others do if it bothers you don't hang out with them problem solved. Waa Waa Waa stop your bitchin. Ok my rant is over now too.
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I hung fuzzy biker ballz on mine, now the states are outlawing them too. Where's my elmo, I'll give him a set and see what they have to say.
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I've noticed a disturbing trend in an increasing number of people who think they're the original badass biker and that everyone else should do exactly what they do.
Why don't you quit worrying about others and whether or not you think their cool and just ride.
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This rant is no different than the poser rant. Get a F***ing life and stop worring about what others wear or put on their bikes. They boughttheir bikethey can do what they want. Does it make your manhood shrink because someone with a harley has a stuffed animal ontheir bike? Who cares what others do if it bothers you don't hang out with them problem solved. Waa Waa Waa stop your bitchin. Ok my rant is over now too.
SO.......which animal is strapped to yours?
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