Disturbing Trend (Rant)
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Disturbing Trend (Rant) - 5/19/2008 11:11:17 AM
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RHPAW
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Haven't seen anything posted about this, so here's a new thing to complain about:
More and more, I see guys with assorted stuffed animals (i.e. Teddy Bears, etc.) on the back of their bikes.
What the hell is wrong with you people?
There can't be that many toy runs, and it seems to be all over the country. Is this a secret club to throw off the 1%'s? Is it easier to lure young girls than with melting candy bars? Are they more absorbent than TP when you have to make an unscheduled roadside stop in the bushes? How do you expect to be a scary He-man biker when you have Tickle-Me-Elmo for a passenger? Can you recall the exact moment when your manhood fell off, and this seemed like a good idea?
I can't stand it anymore..........I just wanna rip their little heads off. If you insist on showing me your Hello Kitty or My Pretty Pony, at least have the decency to ride a Gold Wing, and stop embarassing the rest of us.
(Rant over)
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RE: Disturbing Trend (Rant) - 5/19/2008 11:15:09 AM
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irishviking
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LMFAO......Tickle Me Elmo OMFG. Iam gonna go home and strap sumthin fuzzy to the ass end of the road king!
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RE: Disturbing Trend (Rant) - 5/19/2008 11:17:02 AM
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Jetpat
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Well....I am soooo sorry to have offended anyone with the stuffed animal on the front of my bike. I never saw the ****ing squirrel when he ran out there...its just too gross to take off now.
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RE: Disturbing Trend (Rant) - 5/19/2008 11:22:39 AM
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*NIGHT TRAIN*
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I've never understood that myself...I don't let it get my tighty whiteys in a bunch, tho...
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RE: Disturbing Trend (Rant) - 5/19/2008 11:23:53 AM
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FatBoy94
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This rant is no different than the poser rant. Get a F***ing life and stop worring about what others wear or put on their bikes. They bought their bike they can do what they want. Does it make your manhood shrink because someone with a harley has a stuffed animal on their bike? Who cares what others do if it bothers you don't hang out with them problem solved. Waa Waa Waa stop your bitchin. Ok my rant is over now too.
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RE: Disturbing Trend (Rant) - 5/19/2008 11:24:40 AM
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Lucky66
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I agree! Get them damned stuffed animals off your scoots!
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RE: Disturbing Trend (Rant) - 5/19/2008 11:24:48 AM
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sleepneagle
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I hung fuzzy biker ballz on mine, now the states are outlawing them too. Where's my elmo, I'll give him a set and see what they have to say.
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RE: Disturbing Trend (Rant) - 5/19/2008 11:26:10 AM
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Lucky66
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quote:
ORIGINAL: FatBoy94
This rant is no different than the poser rant. Get a F***ing life and stop worring about what others wear or put on their bikes. They bought their bike they can do what they want. Does it make your manhood shrink because someone with a harley has a stuffed animal on their bike? Who cares what others do if it bothers you don't hang out with them problem solved. Waa Waa Waa stop your bitchin. Ok my rant is over now too.
SO.......which animal is strapped to yours?
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RE: Disturbing Trend (Rant) - 5/19/2008 11:28:08 AM
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ConnMan
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quote:
ORIGINAL: irishviking
LMFAO......Tickle Me Elmo OMFG. Iam gonna go home and strap sumthin fuzzy to the ass end of the road king!
^^^Made me laugh out loud!!! 
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RE: Disturbing Trend (Rant) - 5/19/2008 11:29:11 AM
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wbogley
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During Easter I say I guy on a Road King with a fully bunny outfit on. Like something you would see at the mall.
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RE: Disturbing Trend (Rant) - 5/19/2008 11:29:14 AM
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Ironhorseman
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People say I look as fuzzy as a stuffed animal, but I'm the only one on the bike. How does that work?
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RE: Disturbing Trend (Rant) - 5/19/2008 11:30:51 AM
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beerguytx
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How do you know the names of all these little fuzzy animals?
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RE: Disturbing Trend (Rant) - 5/19/2008 11:35:21 AM
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Clammy
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Jeez, people must have lots of free time, and no life, to be bitching about stuffed animals. 
Who effing CARES? Is it your bike? I didn't think so.
And for the record, no I don't have any stuffed animals on my ride, I'm just sick of people bitching about what other people do with their own property.
Relax and go for a ride. Don't sweat what other people do with their own shit.
Cheers!
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RE: Disturbing Trend (Rant) - 5/19/2008 11:45:34 AM
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FatBoy94
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quote:
ORIGINAL: Lucky66
quote:
ORIGINAL: FatBoy94
This rant is no different than the poser rant. Get a F***ing life and stop worring about what others wear or put on their bikes. They bought their bike they can do what they want. Does it make your manhood shrink because someone with a harley has a stuffed animal on their bike? Who cares what others do if it bothers you don't hang out with them problem solved. Waa Waa Waa stop your bitchin. Ok my rant is over now too.
SO.......which animal is strapped to yours?
I don't have one but maybe I will get one just to irritate the "true biker types"
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RE: Disturbing Trend (Rant) - 5/19/2008 11:46:10 AM
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CKinAZ
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Would you feel better if you knew that some of those were live animals when they were originally duct taped to the sissy bar? 
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RE: Disturbing Trend (Rant) - 5/19/2008 11:50:21 AM
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ckgdrums
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quote:
ORIGINAL: RHPAW
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How do you expect to be a scary He-man biker when you have Tickle-Me-Elmo for a passenger?
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Did you hear the one about the new hire at the Tickle Me Elmo factory who was sewing little cloth bags containing 2 marbles between all the new Elmo's legs?
The supervisor was overheard yelling, "I TOLD YOU TO GIVE EACH ONE TWO TEST TICKLES!" 
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RE: Disturbing Trend (Rant) - 5/19/2008 11:50:58 AM
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swilsondds
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The only cute,fuzzy thing with a big soft tummy on my bike is me!
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RE: Disturbing Trend (Rant) - 5/19/2008 12:17:40 PM
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italian biker
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Is it the ruining of the tough guy image that bothers you?
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