THE TICKET AGENT ASKED, 'SIR, WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR SHOULDER?'
[/align]



[/align]THE OLD FARMER SAID, 'THAT'S MY PET ROOSTER CHUCK. WHEREVER I GO, CHUCK GOES..'
[/align][/align]'I'M SORRY SIR,' SAID THE TICKET AGENT. 'WE CAN'T ALLOW ANIMALS IN THE THEATER.'[/align][/align]THE OLD FARMER WENT AROUND THE CORNER AND STUFFED THE BIRD DOWN HIS OVERALLS.. THEN HE RETURNED TO THE BOOTH, BOUGHT A TICKET, AND ENTERED THE THEATER.
[/align][/align]HE SAT DOWN NEXT TO TWO OLD WIDOWS NAMED MILDRED AND MARGE.
[/align][/align]THE MOVIE STARTED AND THE ROOSTER BEGAN TO SQUIRM. THE OLD FARMER UNBUTTONED HIS FLY SO CHUCKY COULD STICK HIS HEAD OUT AND WATCH THE MOVIE.
[/align][/align]'MARGE,' WHISPERED MILDRED.
[/align][/align]'WHAT?' SAID MARGE.
[/align][/align]'I THINK THE GUY NEXT TO ME IS A PERVERT.'
[/align][/align]'WHAT MAKES YOU THINK SO?' ASKED MARGE.
[/align][/align]'HE UNDID HIS PANTS AND HE HAS HIS THING OUT', WHISPERED MILDRED.
[/align][/align]'WELL, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT', SAID MARGE. 'HELL, AT OUR AGE WE'VE SEEN 'EM ALL.'
[/align][/align]'I THOUGHT SO, TOO', SAID MILDRED, 'BUT THIS ONE'S EATIN' MY POPCORN.'[/align][/align][/align][/align][/align]

__________________
Gatorwalt
SEMPER FI
"We live in the land of the free, because of the brave."
http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n...t/DSC02200.jpg

not bad

__________________